A friend of mine, a senior like me, sent me this. I thought it was a hoot and I hope you do too!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

[Bayard]

1. I am hooting, Peggy!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. I am glad you are, my dear Bayard! Me too.

[Permanut]

3. These are great.

We also have "CRS" - Can't Remember Stuff.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. That's a good one, my dear Permanut! Very applicable. ♥ nt

[GenThePerservering]

5. 50 is "old"?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. For some it is, I guess. Your mileage may vary! ♥ nt

[marybourg]

10. My "children" are older than that!

[The_REAL_Ecumenist]

14. THANK YOU!! I just turned 60, (Oh LAWD!!) and that was the first thing that came to mind..What the heezy?

BUT I'm often mistaken for late 30's to early 40's....

[multigraincracker]

6. 90 is the new 70.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. Oooooh, I like the sound of that! Esp. since I'm not 90 yet! ♥ nt

[Mr.Bill]

9. Those are funny, Peggy.

I like being old. As long as my good fortune with my health continues, I'm having fun with being 70. The other day one of my grandson's friends said he thought I was 50. That felt pretty good, too.

[Aussie105]

13. Wifey feels instant love for the young GP:

GP: Really? Looked at your age! Surely you aren't 80?

[Hekate]

11. Love this, Peggy!

[Aussie105]

12. GAFPPBGO

Got arrested, forgot to put pants on before going out.

GLRFM

Got lost, relative had to find me.

RRSSF??

Recommend me a restaurant that serves soft foods.

(Have more, but forgotten how to turn my computer on.)

[niyad]

15. Absolutely delightful! Thank you for sharing.

[Faux pas]

16. Too good!

[Stuart G]

17. Thank You Peggy....K & R ...no text