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NJCher

(40,066 posts)
Thu Nov 17, 2022, 02:52 PM Nov 2022

Consciousness of Guilt (cat photo)





He knows he is not supposed to sleep on my new down comforter. It's so new I haven't even had a chance to put the duvet cover on it.

When I left the house three hours ago, he was sleeping on his mat, the colored mat you see in the photo.

When I returned, he was snuggled up in my comforter.

He knows he is banned because he did A Very Bad Thing to the last one.

The fact that he moved after I left shows consciousness of guilt.



The prosecution rests, Your Honor!

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Consciousness of Guilt (cat photo) (Original Post) NJCher Nov 2022 OP
Cats have their own laws and expect wnylib Nov 2022 #1
Yep. That's about the size of it. calimary Nov 2022 #4
Thanks for the new blankie, Mommy Walleye Nov 2022 #2
Oh, you were referring to *this* comforter?" SlimJimmy Nov 2022 #3
my cat likes a piece of polyester fleece even more than the down comforter. demigoddess Nov 2022 #5

wnylib

(25,258 posts)
1. Cats have their own laws and expect
Thu Nov 17, 2022, 03:01 PM
Nov 2022

humans to follow them.

A jury of his peers would acquit him. A feline DA would prosecute you, human.

SlimJimmy

(3,251 posts)
3. Oh, you were referring to *this* comforter?"
Thu Nov 17, 2022, 04:28 PM
Nov 2022

"I thought I was only banned from the last one."

demigoddess

(6,675 posts)
5. my cat likes a piece of polyester fleece even more than the down comforter.
Tue Nov 22, 2022, 09:07 PM
Nov 2022

try that. She like to just lie on it. I use it as a bottom sheet to keep me warm. She just has to cuddle up on it.

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