Anybody care to stop around and read a fortune cookie over coffee.

[Duncanpup]

Before you say yes . It may take awhile to get to the fortune cookie part as will have to wait on Dunc the golden chunk to produce.
Reasoning behind the wait is yesterday as i was in the kitchen cleaning the counters.
This seventy nine pound furry long eared galoot counter surfed a Chinese takeout fortune cookie and then proceeded to haul ass out of the kitchen with his score.
I once read a meme that said. There is no faster land mammal than a dog, when you ask ( what do you have in your mouth) the conversation yesterday went.
Me - After catching the golden shit head out of my peripheral vision. Hey what are you doing you drop that.

Dunc - Doing the side eye front paws on counter then takes off out of the kitchen for living room.
How do i know it was a fortune cookie, he spit out the wrapper on floor after eating it. Yet no fortune cookie paper.

[Tadpole Raisin]

2. At the big reveal you will be told: Anything chewed is worth chewing well.

Still, the skill of getting the cookie and spitting out the wrapper without opposable thumbs, well that’s a talented chunk!

[Siwsan]

3. Reading your post just considerably brightened my day

[niyad]

4. You have one very talented boy there!

[2naSalit]

5. My advice...

I can sit and enjoy coffee with you but waiting for the fortune may be futile.

Probably best to just decide that whatever that piece of paper had printed on it... wasn't meant to be. Perhaps you were spared a great injustice or something.

[Duncanpup]

8. It will probably read more snacks.

[2naSalit]

10. Probably!

[70sEraVet]

6. What the message said, no doubt depends on who it was destined for.

If it said, "When an opportunity presents itself, one must act quickly", then the chonk was destined for that cookie. And he admirably fulfilled his destiny.
If it said, "You snooze, you lose", then you apparently fulfilled yours.

[Duncanpup]

9. It will read.

More tummy yummies.

[Yonnie3]

7. It says "all things come to those who wait"

[barbtries]

11. The fortune:

everything will work out.

[SheltieLover]

12. ...counter surfing

Maybe fortune said to keep out of reach of counter surfing chonks?

[Figarosmom]

13. So he didn't

Even take the time to read his fortune.

I'd take the coffee, but Dunc can keep the cookie. 🥠☕️