Florida man tried to smuggle a thermos into jail by putting it up his rectum, sheriff says

[marmar]

A Florida man tried to smuggle a thermos into jail by “putting it up his exit ramp,” according to a local sheriff.

Walter Frymire, 51, was arrested for allegedly trespassing on a railroad shortly after police let him go following reports that he was “naked” in a local park bathroom.

Sheriff Grady Judge revealed the bizarre incident on a morning briefing on Instagram this week, where he updates residents of Polk County about crime in their local area, which is around 60 miles from Orlando.

According to Sheriff Judge, police raced to a local park when the report that he was “naked” came in. ........................(more)

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/walter-frymire-sheriff-polk-county-b2842274.html

[Botany]

1. Life Tip

If what you are doing in your life has you putting a thermos up your rectum you might
want to make some changes. Just saying.

[underpants]

2. Let's not get away from his life choice to trespass on a railroad

[Botany]

5. Not being a professional in the field of mental health but I would say the man has some issues.

Be picked up by the police naked in the bathroom of a public park while you are acting strange.

After you are released from custody you are arrested again trespassing on railroad property…..
BTW just being around trains and stuff is good way to get killed.

As you are being processed back into custody a search … probably a metal detector … gives rise
for the need of an X-ray which shows a thermos up your rectal cavity.

Btw I wouldn’t want any beverage that was in a thermos that was up somebody’s ass.

BTW part 2 speaking of mental health Trump is nucking futz .. every new image from the oval
office shows more tacky ass gold. It is a sickness with Krasnov.

[JoseBalow]

9. Many jails routinely x-ray all inmates as part of the intake process

to detect any contraband being smuggled in. They're looking for drugs, phones, weapons, syringes... and thermoses now too, apparently.

[twodogsbarking]

3. Gives new meaning to 'carry-on luggage", eh.

[comradebillyboy]

4. That had to hurt.

[Volaris]

6. Everything else aside, that IS kinda impressive...

[HappyH]

7. I agree

Not everyone could do that!

[JoseBalow]

8. He'll be very popular in jail