Hospital evacuated after 88-year-old man arrives with WW1 bomb lodged in rectum

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https://www.unilad.com/news/ww1-bomb-rectum-hospital-evacuation-france-611421-20221221

Hospital evacuated after 88-year-old man arrives with WW1 bomb lodged in rectum

Anna Verdon
Published 7:50, 21 December 2022 GMT | Last updated 7:50, 21 December 2022 GMT

Hospital evacuated after 88-year-old man arrives with WW1 bomb lodged in rectum

Doctors were left shell shocked after a man arrived at hospital with a World War One bomb stuck in his rectum.

The incident sparked a bomb scare and led to the hospital in France being partly evacuated after the 88-year-old came in for help on Saturday.

“An emergency occurred from 9pm to 11.30pm on Saturday evening that required the intervention of bomb disposal personnel, the evacuation of adult and paediatric emergencies as well as the diversion of incoming emergencies,” a spokesperson at Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon, told Var-Matin.

When bomb disposal experts arrived at the hospital, after examining the man they determined that it was unlikely the artillery shell – which was eight inches long and more than two inches wide - would explode inside the man.

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[hlthe2b]

1. The things ER staff see as rectal "foreign bodies" no longer shocks me

but it does disgust me. In the animal kingdom, humans alone are so focused on sexual pleasure that they (some) will KNOWINGLY put their very lives on the line. "Superior" species, indeed...

[Haggard Celine]

2. Some people are too afraid of going to the sex shop,

so instead of buying a proper dildo, they use whatever happens to be around. But why did the man have a bomb laying around? And why would someone look at a bomb and think to themselves, "damn, I bet that would really feel good up my ass?"

[NJCher]

10. I surmise

😆 I guess when you’re 88, you’ve tried everything else, so why not a WWII grenade?

I think it’s called going out with a bang, as one hospital worker remarked.

Damn, I know I’m going to be laughing all day over this story.

[nightwing1240]

3. Wonder how old that fellow is

WWI was fought over a hundred years ago. But what a story!

[Ferrets are Cool]

4. 88

[3Hotdogs]

5. He should'a just consulted M.T.G.

[doc03]

6. Was it there since WWI? nt

[Javaman]

7. rectum? nearly killed him! nt

[twodogsbarking]

9. Well played. Claim your prize.

[twodogsbarking]

8. Metamucil.

[NJCher]

11. Did you notice the

Clever placement of the ad ?

Headline is “Leave pain behind.”

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12. Ha!

I'm not seeing any ads, but that's funny.

[eppur_se_muova]

13. That's taking ammosexuality a bit too far. nt

[eppur_se_muova]

14. INCOMING! nt

[AZSkiffyGeek]

15. Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough...

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

16. I imagined he tried mightily to remove it himself

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

17. FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

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18. LOL. nt