Iguana found in Florida man's toilet for a third time

[marmar]

July 14 (UPI) -- A Florida man said he has learned to lift his toilet lid "with apprehension" after finding iguanas inside the commode three times in under a year.

Bruce Bleyer of Hollywood said he has had to contact Bruce Bleyer of Iguana Lifestyles three times in under a year -- two times during the past week -- when he lifted his toilet lid to find an iguana inside the bowl.

"Every time I walk into the restroom, I open the lid with apprehension, every time," Bleyer told WSVN-TV. "This is twice in the last week, so it's happening more and more."

Rondan said the iguana incursions are a bit of a mystery. ............(more)

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/07/14/iguana-toilet-third-time-one-year-Hollywood-Florida/3271657831562/

[ret5hd]

1. The iguanas have taken the toilet.

Someone should write a long humorous post about it.

[DURHAM D]

2. How can you not know how it is getting in? nt

[Phoenix61]

3. My guess is it's coming in through the vent stack on the roof.

Time for some critter screening.

[BigmanPigman]

8. They checked that and it wasn't the problem.

That thing is big too!

[Wicked Blue]

4. Well it beats finding a snake

[Twoflower]

5. He really needs to change his diet.

[Harker]

6. How many Bruce Bleyers are there? n/t

[zuul]

9. At least two?

[Sneederbunk]

7. Is it the same iguana? Maybe one with a fetish.

[ShazzieB]

10. Now there's a phrase I never expected to read.

"Rondan said the call was his third response to a toilet iguana in four days."

For some reason, this phrase is seriously cracking me up!

"toilet iguana"