Florida man busted with cocaine, gun while riding go-kart

[marmar]

A man riding a go-kart on the streets of a Florida city was busted in his tiny ride with a gun and a big bag of cocaine, deputies said.

Miguel Angel Sanchez, 21, was spotted illegally driving a go-kart in Fort Pierce late Monday by a deputy, setting off a brief chase, according to the St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office.

“When the deputies tried to stop Mr. Sanchez, the game was on,” department officials said in a playful statement invoking Nintendo’s classic Mario Kart video game series. “Sanchez threw a backpack from his racer, bent a few corners and then ditched the cart, running away on foot.”

Deputies soon cornered Sanchez and took him into custody. A police K-9 then discovered a handgun near his abandoned ride, as well as a backpack he tossed away that had more than 15 grams of cocaine inside, department officials said. .............(more)

https://nypost.com/2021/08/18/man-busted-with-cocaine-gun-while-riding-go-kart-in-florida/

[Hugh_Lebowski]

1. That's classic lol ...

Also the '15 grams' = 'big bag of cocaine' part

[marble falls]

2. "You couldn't expect me to be walking while holding some blow and a piece, now would you?"

[Chainfire]

3. One snort over the line, sweet Jesus, one snort over the line...

I suspect he will be tooting a different tune tomorrow.

[SheltieLover]

5. ...

[Blue Owl]

4. Pretty sure it was Donald tRump Jr.

[Aristus]

6. I vote we no longer post Florida Man stories in Weird News.

I mean, at this point, it would be weird if Florida Man didn't do something stupid, brainless, or methamphetamine-driven...