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Kaleva

(39,345 posts) Mon Jan 18, 2021, 08:51 PM Jan 2021

'This Smells Like My Vagina' candle explodes in woman's living room.

Nobody was hurt and there is no info yet as to what the exploding candle smelled like. Will check for updates and post them here as I get them.

"Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home"

https://nypost.com/2021/01/18/gwyneth-paltrows-vagina-candle-ignites-in-uk-home-report/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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'This Smells Like My Vagina' candle explodes in woman's living room. (Original Post) Kaleva Jan 2021 OP

Exploding Candle Claire Oh Nette Jan 2021 #1

Sounds orgasmic! torius Jan 2021 #2

Sounds like someone knows how to light a fire. Midnight Writer Jan 2021 #3

My word stevil Jan 2021 #4

Paltrow's offering to replace it at half price. They put the fire out with ... marble falls Jan 2021 #5

There is nothing about this story that is not bizarre JDC Jan 2021 #6

That va-jay-jay be cray-cray Blue Owl Jan 2021 #7

Holy crap! Gwen is a real life Krusty The Klown! Initech Jan 2021 #8

Claire Oh Nette

(2,636 posts)

1. Exploding Candle

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Jan 18, 2021, 08:54 PM

Jan 2021

Well played, exploding vajayjay, well played.

torius

(1,652 posts)

2. Sounds orgasmic!

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Jan 18, 2021, 08:56 PM

Jan 2021

Did it keep exploding?

Midnight Writer

(23,991 posts)

3. Sounds like someone knows how to light a fire.

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Jan 18, 2021, 09:02 PM

Jan 2021

stevil

(1,538 posts)

4. My word

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Jan 18, 2021, 09:11 PM

Jan 2021

That sounds like a fever dream.

marble falls

(65,487 posts)

5. Paltrow's offering to replace it at half price. They put the fire out with ...

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Jan 18, 2021, 09:32 PM

Jan 2021

... Goop!™.

JDC

(10,724 posts)

6. There is nothing about this story that is not bizarre

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Jan 18, 2021, 09:44 PM

Jan 2021

Blue Owl

(56,246 posts)

7. That va-jay-jay be cray-cray

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Jan 18, 2021, 10:01 PM

Jan 2021

Initech

(104,851 posts)

8. Holy crap! Gwen is a real life Krusty The Klown!

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Fri Jan 22, 2021, 06:30 PM

Jan 2021

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