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marmar

(78,484 posts) Tue Oct 27, 2020, 11:30 AM Oct 2020

Police: Florida man has sex with stolen pool toys 'instead of raping women'

PALM BAY, Fl. (1010 WINS) – A Florida man told police he steals pool toys and has sex with them to keep himself from raping women.

Christopher William Monnin was arrested last Thursday after a string of burglaries in Brevard County.

Police arrested the 35-year-old after they allegedly found him bicycling with a white garbage bag full of deflated pool floats.

Police say he had a stash of 75 pool toys at a vacant house; among them were pool floats of ducks, bacon, watermelon and NBA star Shaquille O'Neal, according to Newsweek. ......(more)

https://www.radio.com/1010wins/articles/police-florida-man-has-sex-stolen-pool-toys-instead-raping-women

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Police: Florida man has sex with stolen pool toys 'instead of raping women' (Original Post) marmar Oct 2020 OP

Dotard still holds the #1 spot for Florida Man. 5X Oct 2020 #1

tRump's next Presidential Medal of Freedom winner. No low bar exists now. IADEMO2004 Oct 2020 #2

WOW Sherman A1 Oct 2020 #3

Something in that water man. Mystery sage Oct 2020 #4

Them pool filters will be on over-time for a few days. Puts a whole new spin on "gene pool". marble falls Oct 2020 #5

5X

(3,988 posts)

1. Dotard still holds the #1 spot for Florida Man.

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Tue Oct 27, 2020, 11:34 AM

Oct 2020

IADEMO2004

(6,159 posts)

2. tRump's next Presidential Medal of Freedom winner. No low bar exists now.

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Tue Oct 27, 2020, 11:36 AM

Oct 2020

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

3. WOW

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Tue Oct 27, 2020, 11:39 AM

Oct 2020

Mystery sage

(585 posts)

4. Something in that water man.

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Tue Oct 27, 2020, 11:59 AM

Oct 2020

Can't explain it something's in that water.

marble falls

(65,458 posts)

5. Them pool filters will be on over-time for a few days. Puts a whole new spin on "gene pool".

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Tue Oct 27, 2020, 12:19 PM

Oct 2020

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