Florida (duh) Man ate bag of drugs "pulled from his butt"

[47of74]

Ah Florida Man whatever would we do without you?

For Jahrea Raheem Wallace, a desperate time allegedly called for a desperate measure.

The 25-year-old Floridian--seated in the rear of a police cruiser after being arrested following a 2:40 AM traffic stop--sought to dispose of some narcotics on his person, cops reported.

Well, actually, in his person.

According to an arrest affidavit, a vehicle cam captured Wallace last month “eating a bag of drugs he pulled from his butt.” Pictured at right, Wallace then “proceeds to eat the baggy with the drugs.”

[DBoon]

1. at first I thought the Florida man could be Rush "oxycontin" Limbaugh

[47of74]

2. Yeah don't picture that.

[Chainfire]

3. You folks do understand

that most folks who live in Florida, are not FROM Florida, right?

[liberal N proud]

11. Yes, it's where the Crazy move

Florida has a high concentration of crazy

[mr_lebowski]

4. See, dude, the way this works is ... you remove the drugs from the bag first ...

That's kinda the idea of why you had them in a bag in the first place.

[C_U_L8R]

5. We're about to find out

if there's an endless supply of 'Florida Men'.

This virus may find them willing as well as delicious.

[mr_lebowski]

6. Y'all do know the reason we hear so much about Florida Man is because of the laws in the state

making the details of every arrest public, right?

Many states publicly report names and charges, but very few report the details like Florida does.

It's like a 'sunshine law'.

Or of course, in this case ... where the sun don't shine law.

[Canoe52]

7. Thanks for not posting the picture, I'll respectfully decline from clicking on the link,

still laughing my ass off however...

[47of74]

10. Don't worry it's not that bad

[Laffy Kat]

8. Seems like that would be punishment enough. nt

[3Hotdogs]

9. Quoted during arraignment: "Damn, it smelled like butt and tasted like shit."