Florida Man goes full on Waffle House at IHOP

[47of74]

Here comes Florida Man roaring back to life

A Florida Man was arrested early Saturday morning after allegedly “offering to show his genitals” to “everyone” trying to enjoy a 3 AM meal at an IHOP, court records show.

According to police, Allan Ibanez, 24, entered the Clearwater restaurant and “began approaching random tables and patrons offering to show his genitals and showing them condoms.”

Ibanez, seen at right, was asked to leave by IHOP management, but he “continued to offer to show his genitals to everyone in the establishment,” a criminal complaint alleges. “This left patrons uncomfortable and wanting to leave.”

Cops who arrested Ibanez for disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor, noted that he had engaged in several instances of “disruptive behavior” earlier in the evening (for which he was not busted).

Shortly after release from jail for this he was later arrested again for swiping gas station donuts.

[lapfog_1]

1. Que huevos... Ay Cramaba - n/t

[guillaumeb]

2. There is a place for him in the Trump White House. eom

[47of74]

3. Or in the offices of Justice Beer Bong Weenie Waver

[TlalocW]

4. Shit. Just take him up on the offer

Maybe they're spectacular maybe not. But then he'll leave you alone to eat in peace.

"Nice nuts, dude. Oops, here's my shortstack. Talk to you later, bro."

TlalocW

[marble falls]

5. "Shortly after release from jail for this he was later arrested again for swiping gas station donut"

So the cops were already there when he walked in??

[CaptYossarian]

6. Where did he put the donut?

[47of74]

7. Good question

Not sure I wanna know the answer.

[Kaleva]

8. He pulled an Alice Cooper.

while the stories of Alice and doughnuts is most likely true, it is not true that he invented the cream covered doughnut.

[eppur_se_muova]

9. A handy graphic for background info --

You know, this might have kept him out of jail.