Scottish bank robber didn't think his plan through very well

[47of74]

At least cut eye holes in yer head covering if you’re gonna do something like this

A bank robber who wore a pillow case with no eye holes as a disguise was arrested after fleeing "very slowly" then stopping to pet a dog, a court has been told.

Matthew Davies, 47, robbed a Bank of Scotland branch in Dunfermline, Scotland, armed with a meat cleaver last September. He pulled his weapon out of a pillowcase before putting the bedding over his face in an attempt to conceal his identity.

But during a hearing at the High Court in Glasgow, the robber was forced to remove his makeshift mask because he “couldn’t see”, the Daily Record reports.

[Bayard]

1. Snorf!

Stopping to pet a dog. A kind bank robber, if not so bright.