Oklahoma Man Starts off 2020 with some WTF

[47of74]

Welcome to 2020. Let the WTF begin

SAND SPRINGS, Okla. — A man stole a pickup truck with a sleeping passenger and a goat inside it and drove it all the way from Missouri to Oklahoma before releasing the terrified victim and animal and eventually being arrested, authorities say.

According to an arrest report, two men in the truck parked outside of an adult video store in Carthage, Missouri, early Wednesday. The driver went inside the store and the passenger fell asleep. When the passenger awoke, a masked man was driving the truck and pointing a gun at his head, Tulsa TV station KOTV reported.

The carjacking suspect, 40-year-old Brandon Kirby, drove from Missouri through Kansas. During the 130-mile ordeal, Kirby took methamphetamine, pistol-whipped the victim and continually threatened him, according to the arrest report. He was eventually arrested in Sand Springs, Oklahoma, after he let the passenger and the goat out of the truck and the victim called 911, the Oklahoma Highway Patrol said.

The Sand Springs Police Department said on Facebook: “OK 2020, it only took you 4.5 hours to get weird. Let's slow down on the carjacking-goatnapping calls for the remainder of the year.”

[CaptYossarian]

1. So the poor goat never got to watch a video?

What a night.

[sdfernando]

2. I shutter to think what

two men and a goat were doing at an adult video store!

[CaptYossarian]

3. The goat stayed in the pickup because it was still a minor--just a kid.

[sdfernando]

5. LOL!

[47of74]

6. That's baaaaaad

[Hoyt]

4. If bestiality is illegal in Oklahoma, hope goat files charges.

[liberal N proud]

7. Competing with Florida man can be tough

[47of74]

9. Yes indeed

Most people would look at that sort of dumb fuckery and assume it was Florida Man.

[Kaleva]

8. There ought to be rewards of sort for those who commit crimes like that

Unless one lived in Alabama where seeing a goat in the back of a pickup parked at some porn shop after Sunday church services are done is a common sight, it'd be damn near impossible to copycat that crime.