Florida couple learns that selling tickets to heaven is frowned upon

[47of74]

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[alittlelark]

1. WOW! That may be the craziest "Florida Man" story ever!!

[5X]

2. So, Jesus is in Florida behind the KFC,

no wonder so many "miracles" happen in Florida

[Salviati]

3. "I am willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up."

[Docreed2003]

4. Jesus freaks...out in the street...handing tickets out for God

...hmm, for only 100 bucks a piece!

[magicarpet]

5. The West Wing,....

... give this dude a job in the trDump White Power/White House.

[blueinredohio]

6. Selling the tickets is not the weird thing

The weird thing is who in the hell is buying them?

[Karadeniz]

7. We sure know how to grow them!

[eppur_se_muova]

8. " ... and a baby alligator." Apparently, this is a thing now. nt

[bitterross]

9. Not much different than Paula White

Same scam.

[Midnight Writer]

10. Exactly. !st Amendment defense. They just preached on the street instead of on TV.

[TomSlick]

11. He probably would have been OK if he hadn't claimed the tickets were solid gold.

[Mopar151]

12. He's selling $100 packs of meth?

Not up on street prices, but 3.5 grams = 1/8 oz. , an "eight ball" in coke terms. Somebody around the corner was taking "tickets" to "tweaker heaven" ........

[tulipsandroses]

13. Ya know. First I had a good laugh, but I started thinking about the prosperity preachers

This guy's problem is that he hasn't gotten on tv yet like them. Get this man a tv show!

If they can sell prayer cloths, holy water, tell you to sow seeds and send them money for their private jets because that's what Jesus wants, and buckets of crap for hundreds or thousands of dollars to prepare for doomsday, well why can't this guy sell tickets to heaven?