Loud fart reveals wanted Missouri man's hiding spot, leads to arrest

[UrbScotty]

Some are calling it the fart heard round the world.

The viral, wacky story originates in Clay County, Missouri northeast of Kansas City where, according to the Clay County Sheriff’s Office, a suspect’s loud fart gave away his position and allowed police to arrest him.

The unnamed, gassy suspect was wanted on a felony warrant for possession of a controlled substance.

“If you’ve got a felony warrant for your arrest, the cops are looking for you and you pass gas so loud it gives up your hiding spot, you’re definitely having a (poop emoji) day,” the department wrote on Facebook.

https://www.mlive.com/news/2019/07/loud-fart-reveals-wanted-missouri-mans-hiding-spot-leads-to-arrest.html?utm_campaign=grandrapidspress_sf&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR09VyGvld6v4UIXzhkSwuSnX3dKJ-zUs5R_Xu_nbFyyjU1KFndNpY-m6QU

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Stay away from the bean burrito special at La Casa Flatulenta

if you're hiding from cops trying to execute an outstanding warrant on your gassy ass.

[Aristus]

2. I take it the guy has never been on a date.

If one has a massive need to fart, and one is on a first date, especially one that seems promising, you learn how to hold it.

I guess the prospect of going to jail isn't a big enough incentive...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Apparently the Silent but Deadly option wasn't available at the time.

[BHDem53]

6. He now has a date in court.

[customerserviceguy]

7. Maybe the judge

will cut him a deal!

[klook]

4. The state of Florida would like to thank this gentleman

for taking the focus off of them, if only for a moment.

[Marie Marie]

5. Oh thanks for this - we all needed the laugh.

[customerserviceguy]

8. Sounds like fragrant violation!

Last edited Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:00 AM - Edit history (1)

And, he blew his cover.