81 year old topless (I think you can guess where) woman busted guzzling box wine

[47of74]

The Senior Tour of the Florida Woman brigade in action again!

A topless 81-year-old woman was drinking from the spout of a box of Franzia Sunset Blush wine yesterday morning when Florida police arrested her for disorderly intoxication, records show.

Shirtless octogenarian Mary Ellen Stewart, cops say, was sitting on a bench “in view of the public” when they approached her around 7:40 AM. Stewart, who was on the property of a St. Petersburg hospital, had her breasts “completely exposed” and “security and nursing staff witnessed this,” a sheriff’s deputy reported in an arrest affidavit.

Stewart, a deputy noted, “held the box of wine over her head and began to drink from the spout.” When officers sought to confiscate the wine, Stewart allegedly “began to shake the box intentionally towards deputies” in an attempt to splash them with the pink-hued liquid.

Charged with disorderly intoxication, a misdemeanor, Stewart was briefly booked into the local lockup (from which she was released Thursday afternoon on her own recognizance).

[VMA131Marine]

1. This would be completely legal in NYC

The topless-in-public part, not the public intoxication part.

[CatMor]

2. I feel sorry for her ....

it seems obvious she has some mental problems.

[magicarpet]

3. She must have had a colorful youth and been a bit of a firecracker when she was younger.

[dhill926]

4. in my view....you're 81....

you get to do what you want...

[Laffy Kat]

6. I totally agree. By 81 you've paid your dues.

I don't care if she was completely naked, I'd just say "cheers" and keep walkin'.

[Lunabell]

5. This is me in 30 years.

Drunk, tossing boxed wine around while swinging my teetahs In the wind. Love it!

[47of74]

7. Probably Stephanie Miller too.

[Aristus]

8. How squalid and tawdry and low-class!

I mean really! Boxed wine?

[Initech]

10. Hey whatever gets your buzz on!

[Initech]

9. Florida Man's grandmother?