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Dumb Criminals: Chicago Man Steals Vibrator, Signs Release Name As "Obama Is A Criminal"
A Chicago man caught with a stolen vibrator in his underwear told cops he had no idea how the device got there, before stripping naked in his cell and shouting derogatary comments about President Obama.
Christopher Hucko, 44, was nabbed waking out of a suburban Chicago sex shop with a $48 Euphoria G-Spot Delight vibrator hidden in his boxer shorts.
A store employee alerted police after seeing Hucko “put merchandise in his pants” and she had noticed “a large bulge” in the suspect’s trousers.
But when confronted by police and asked what he had stuffed down his pants, he told police: “My penis.”
Hucko then told Officer Antony Carone that he had a tattoo of a cherry on his penis and asked if he wanted to see it, reported The Smoking Gun.
A subsequent search of Hucko turned up the pink vibrator “under his boxers”.
After removing the stolen goods, Carone reported that, “I asked Christopher how that got there, to which he replied that he had no idea.”
Later, while in an Orland Park Police Department holding cell, Hucko “stripped completely naked” and refused to put his clothes back on, before subjecting cops “comments about his political views and derogatory comments about President Obama.”
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/obama-critic-arrested-vibrator-theft-ill-article-1.2321392
Christopher Hucko, 44, was nabbed waking out of a suburban Chicago sex shop with a $48 Euphoria G-Spot Delight vibrator hidden in his boxer shorts.
A store employee alerted police after seeing Hucko “put merchandise in his pants” and she had noticed “a large bulge” in the suspect’s trousers.
But when confronted by police and asked what he had stuffed down his pants, he told police: “My penis.”
Hucko then told Officer Antony Carone that he had a tattoo of a cherry on his penis and asked if he wanted to see it, reported The Smoking Gun.
A subsequent search of Hucko turned up the pink vibrator “under his boxers”.
After removing the stolen goods, Carone reported that, “I asked Christopher how that got there, to which he replied that he had no idea.”
Later, while in an Orland Park Police Department holding cell, Hucko “stripped completely naked” and refused to put his clothes back on, before subjecting cops “comments about his political views and derogatory comments about President Obama.”
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/obama-critic-arrested-vibrator-theft-ill-article-1.2321392
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I wonder how many people who watch Fox News have stolen vibrators? 
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