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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhen I kissed my wife in bed this morning, she opened an eye and said
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When I kissed my wife in bed this morning, she opened an eye and said (Original Post)
Floyd R. Turbo
21 hrs ago
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PJMcK
(24,926 posts)1. At least she recognized you (n/t)
Ptah
(34,060 posts)3. Was her next sentence
"I was hoping it was ______________."
True Dough
(26,181 posts)4. It might be your tell-tale kisses, Floyd...

Try switching it up a bit!
Floyd R. Turbo
(32,516 posts)6. 🤢