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kairos12

(13,500 posts)
Sun Feb 15, 2026, 12:35 PM 21 hrs ago

One day a very imminent, but stuffy, zoologist was

leading an expedition on the Nile whereupon the Captain came running up to him and exclaimed, "your assistant has been eaten by an alligator!" The Professor of Zoology replied, "alligator, alligator you say, but this the Nile, Good God man, it must have been a crocodile."

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One day a very imminent, but stuffy, zoologist was (Original Post) kairos12 21 hrs ago OP
😂...13,500 posts on the nose. MiHale 21 hrs ago #1
Must have been a DUer JoseBalow 20 hrs ago #2
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