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Related: Culture Forums, Support Forums-Why did the elf cross the road? Answer is -----to get to the other side.
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-Why did the elf cross the road? Answer is -----to get to the other side. (Original Post)
debm55
Dec 2025
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MiHale
(13,035 posts)1. Shelves 'R' Us was on the other side..
debm55
(60,658 posts)2. Sort of correct. MiHale I'll give you partial credit.
MiHale
(13,035 posts)4. Not the store...just the shelf?
debm55
(60,658 posts)8. Sorry MiHale; Not correct
Emile
(42,300 posts)3. Santa tied him to the chicken.
debm55
(60,658 posts)6. Sorry Emile, Not correct
debm55
(60,658 posts)9. Sorry Emile. Dang it is not correct
marble falls
(71,948 posts)10. Only fair, the road crossed him first. Never trust a road.
debm55
(60,658 posts)11. Sorry marble falls not correct
kerouac2
(1,496 posts)12. Why didn't Santa's helper think he could make good toys
Why didnt Santas helper think he could make good toys?
A: He had low elf esteem.
Hahaha
Q: Whats the first thing elves learn in school?
A: The elfabet.
Q: What is big, green and carries a trunk?
A: An Elfant.
Christmas elf Jokes
https://funkidsjokes.com/elf-jokes/
debm55
(60,658 posts)13. Thank you very much, kerouac2