The Daily Bitch*: "Hell hath no fury like a woman done putting up with

[niyad]

everyone's shit."

*Both a noun, and a verb, depending on usage.

[marble falls]

1. I think I'll just tiptoe backwards out the door with a wary smile and the slightest of waves.

[Duncanpup]

3. I'll keep the car running.

[marble falls]

8. Point it down the drive, door open. Start rolling as soon as you see me clear the front stoop. Don't worry, I WILL ...

... catch up!

Don't know what I did, but I know I most probably did do it.

"I'm a man. I can change. If I hafta. I guess." - Red Green, handyman.

[Marie Marie]

13. Oh you KNOW what you did. A nd if you don't, well, I'm not telling you.

You can just stew in your own juices Mister!

[marble falls]

17. Like I haven't heard that before!

[niyad]

24. Oh myy. . what have we done today?

[MiHale]

2. Love the woman...married to a furious woman...

Wouldn’t have it any other way…if she has a chainsaw in her hands…smile and back off. Had to catch one she threw at me…yes, it was running.

[Duncanpup]

4. So glad.

That you and your wife together enjoy outdoor sporting activities.

[marble falls]

9. Juggling chain saws is fun. Until someone pokes their eye out.

[Duncanpup]

5. niyad

Be ready in hour will roll for ice cream i enjoy your Boudicca vibe.

[marble falls]

10. You slick devil, ya!

[niyad]

18. You are a darling. You know how much I love uce cream. And thank you

for the compliment.

[yardwork]

6. Here!

[surfered]

7. Don't wait till you're on your death bed before telling people what you think. You might be too weak...

…to raise your middle finger.

[niyad]

19. That is why I started early. . telling off two nuns when I was in fourth grade.

Or possibly earlier.

[LoisB]

11. A to the 'effin MEN!

[niyad]

21. YES!!!

[Hekate]

12. Amen, Sister

Love the replies, too

[niyad]

20. As do I. We have so many wonderfully clever members here on DU!

[twodogsbarking]

14. I'm with ya but I will only use the B word in reference to complaining or females with four legs.

[niyad]

23. Understood. I love claiming back the words used against us. Confuses

the hell out of some people when one does not respond as expected. A puzzled, "But you say Bitch like it's a bad thing" is always fun to watch. I wear a button that reads, "I am not A Bitch. I am THE Bitch. And to you, I am MS BITCH."

Google "Great American Bitch" from the musical "SUFFS", available on youtube. In the
song, when it is Lucy Burns' turn, she sings, "I'm a great American. . . honestly, I just don't love that word" and goes on with Alice Paul relating an incident when they were in college. I love that number..

I shocked one jerk who called me the c-word so much with my gushing reaction that I suspect he never used the word again.

[twodogsbarking]

25. "Karen" is a good substitute.

[niyad]

26. Not if one of your friends is named Karen.

[Figarosmom]

15. I 👍 agree...nt

[Marcuse]

16. Slip out the back, Jack!

[niyad]

22. snicker