If you can handle it: Today, 7/11, is Free Slurpee Day at 7-Eleven stores

[usonian]

https://www.7-eleven.com/slurpee

Select stores nationwide will have edible temporary Tongue-Toos featuring the iconic Slurpee “S®” for rewards members at checkout!

I pass.

[Hugin]

1. I'm not white enough to go to a 7/11. n/t

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Meaning?

[Hugin]

3. President Miller has infamously singled out 7/11 and Home Depot as places to detain those appearing to be immigrants.

In the wrong eyes, I could appear to not be in my place.

[usonian]

4. Is it the ice?

I'm mediterranean. Being watchful.

[Hugin]

5. Watch out for the ice.

It’s not good.

I too am swarthy.

[usonian]

6. I had a girlfriend who was into color matching clothes with complexion.

She said "Dammit, everything goes with your olive complexion."

Too bad I'm not a fancy dresser. TBH, I like Aloha shirts a lot, and they like me. 🌺

[Hugin]

7. Same...

Everything except orange and some shades of green.

A double whammy for me, as my well meaning mother laid an ethnic name on me. So pulling my papers would only make matters worse.

[usonian]

8. I was named for my grandfather. Parents thought about it and quickly changed it to something more common.

Phew!
(that's not my name)

[JMCKUSICK]

9. lol