Ricard Karn sounds absolutely pornographic in his hose commercial

[JohnnyRingo]

If I'm on the computer when that Pocket Hose commercial comes on and I'm not looking, I think it sounds lascivious as a Dirk Diggler interview.

He goes on and on and if you just replace the word hose with dick, it becomes NSFW. He just gets way too excited about the way it grows and grows. He calls it The Copper Bullet.

[MrWowWow]

1. Richard Karn's Gotta Bad Case of Penis Envy

Paging Dr. Freud! Paging Dr. Freud! White Courtesy Phone!

[BOSSHOG]

2. My hose ain't for sale and it doesn't have copyrights

But when asked who am I gonna please with that hose, the answer is always me.

[JohnnyRingo]

3. Mine fits in my pocket...

...until it's turned on. Then it grows to handle any task

He might as well end the commercial with "...and she'll like it too".

[Solly Mack]

4. I thought so too!