Just heard that in England

[Marthe48]

a man reported being mugged by a guy with a toaster. I think the assailant just wanted some bread.

lol

I'll drink my coffee now

[SheltieLover]

1. Lol

[Marthe48]

2. Good morning!

[SheltieLover]

3. Good morning, Marthe!

[Harker]

4. Sounds like something a crumb would do.

[Marthe48]

5. More please!

This is a story that can write its own punchlines!

lol

[lastlib]

6. Donut be buttering up the responders.

I bagel you please.

I imagine the victim was a crusty old heel.

[Harker]

8. There's a hole in your argument.

[lastlib]

9. You sound sconeful....

They're just dumb jokes, any way you slice 'em.

[Harker]

7. Was this reported as dark humour...

or was it on the lighter side?

[Marthe48]

10. If it was fake news

I got burned!