The Daily Bi*ch*: "Who needs sex when there are bacon cheeseburgers?"

[niyad]

*Both a noun, and a verb, depending on usage.

[Probatim]

1. In a pinch, queso does the trick too.

Paired with a good margarita (good - meaning you've used a decent mixer), of course.

[niyad]

6. And a decent tequila!

[Probatim]

7. A good mix can improve a mediocre tequila - a bad mix can kill a good/great tequila.

Besides that, if it's really good tequila, it's probably good enough to sip straight.

PS - this whole conversation has me making a list of ingredients for queso tonight.

[niyad]

10. Agreed about the tequila. Same is true for most liquors.

You will have to tell me how the queso turns out.

[Probatim]

13. I'll post a photo and provide the recipe!

[niyad]

15. Yes, thank you!

[keithbvadu2]

2. They may be cheaper but it just ain't the same.

[niyad]

4. Well, the cheeseburgers are guaranteed satisfaction. . .

[keithbvadu2]

9. Still second choice

[niyad]

12. One truly hopes this is along the lines of the bar that proudly advertises warm

beer, and lousy service!

[NNadir]

3. Vegetarians.

I'll tell my wife.

[niyad]

5. There is that.

[Aristus]

8. Sheesh! Like it's not possible to have both!

Live a little, people!...

[niyad]

11. Words of wisdom, good sir!!!

But, one must ask, together, or separately?

[Aristus]

14. Separately. For the purity and enjoyment of both.

I've had partners in the past, when I was much younger, with whom I combined sex and food; ice cream and honey, mostly.

The result was.........sticky......

[niyad]

16. whipped cream can be slightly less messy. But never on silk sheets!

[Aristus]

17. Did whipped cream, too.

More fun and less mess…

[XanaDUer2]

18. Lol

[MissB]

19. .