Hitler had a cold*

[underpants]

He was a little snotsy








* this service is free. Remember that.

[Beakybird]

1. My mom, at the age of 7, helped capture a German spy in Grant Park in 1935.

When the policeman asked, "Little girl, how did you know that man was a German spy?" My mom replied, "He tied his shoes in little knotsies."

[underpants]

2. I took that walk in the woods with ya

It was worth it. 👍

[lastlib]

3. Proof that you get what you pay for....

and (as my grandfather often said) you pay for what you get....

[sl8]

4. Did this NAZI not see the snotsy? nt

[JoseBalow]

5. Having learned of Hitler's schedule, two Jews planned to lie in wait to assasinate him

when he passed by. They waited and waited, but Hitler never came. After a while, one turned to the other and said, "I hope he's alright."