Clever business names

[True Dough]

What examples can you think of?

[underpants]

1. Clever. There's one logo that I don't get

It looks like PUKE to me

[True Dough]

2. Ya know,

I don't think I'd eat there!

[Trailrider1951]

11. It's poke'

A Hawaiian dish made with tuna:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poke_(Hawaiian_dish)

[underpants]

13. I know but the logo doesn't look like it has an O

That’s all I’m saying

[EYESORE 9001]

3. Something tells me

Not all restaurants need to be named after the owners - especially if their names are Sam & Ella.

[MLAA]

4. Haha

[cloudbase]

5. Now this ain't no shit.

(That's how all good sea stories begin.)

Back in my merchant marine days, I was aboard the S.S. Tonsina, and the chief steward was named Ella and the chief cook was named Sal.

It wasn't the best feeder I've been on, but it wasn't the worst, either.

[Wounded Bear]

6. The difference between sea stories and fairy tales...

Fairy tales start with "Once upon a time..."

Sea stories start out "This ain't no shit..."

[EYESORE 9001]

7. We had a slight variation in the Navy

‘Now this is a no-shitter…’

[Marcuse]

8. A family name, but amusing nonetheless.

[True Dough]

9. I'm going to guess

that the name isn't actually pronounced Am-I-gone, more like Ami-jonee or something. But amusing nonetheless!

[wnylib]

15. It is pronounced "Am-a-gone"

with the accent on the first syllable. The middle syllable is too soft and unstressed to sound like the word "I." But the last syllable is pronounced like the word "gone." When spoken, it very much does resemble the question, "Am I gone?" Or, "Am a goner."

And it is a funeral business.

[IcyPeas]

10. Curl Up & Dye for a hair salon

[True Dough]

12. Sounds like

it could be your last cut!

[Skittles]

14. ...

[True Dough]

16. Skittles!

Do you need me to kick you in the ash?



This is a perfect pick from you!

[Skittles]

17. YEE HAW!

[intheflow]

18. Had a friend who opened a fish & chips shop.

He named it Jamie’s Home for Battered Fish.