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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsSome kind of animal is living on my second floor.
I don't know what the hell this thing is, but every time I go to walk upstairs, this beast appears on the top landing and it freakishly shines its eyes and me and growls.
I don't know what it is, but I ain't going up there. No way.
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Some kind of animal is living on my second floor. (Original Post)
LuckyCharms
Jan 2022
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Sanity Claws
(22,269 posts)1. Are you a cat?
Wingus Dingus
(9,173 posts)2. Time to move.
Coventina
(28,826 posts)3. Oscar?

True Dough
(24,806 posts)4. This will give you an idea of what you're up against...
Ocelot II
(127,873 posts)5. There's an animal on my second floor as well,
but most of the time it's sleeping on my bed.
RainCaster
(13,209 posts)6. There's a spooky animal on my third floor
With pale blue eyes and a soulless vacant stare.
mopinko
(73,081 posts)7. it looks like some kind of mixed animal.
try calling it oscar, and see if it responds.
Harker
(17,005 posts)8. Throw a Peanut Butter Buddy treat up first, and demonstrate your friendliness.
LuckyCharms
(20,932 posts)9. I just peed on the step to assert my dominance. He just growled.
Harker
(17,005 posts)10. Sounds like you've met your match this time, Lucky.
LuckyCharms
(20,932 posts)11. I won't give up. I'm going to poop next.
Harker
(17,005 posts)12. There you go... so to speak.
You can retake the second floor one step at a time!