Stephen Colbert (More Primaries and Best to Jimmy!) - Monologue and Opening - 5/18/22

[Rhiannon12866]

Who Won The PA GOP Senate Primary? | North Carolina Says Farewell To Madison Cawthorn

While Rep. Madison Cawthorn was the clear loser in the North Carolina primary, as of our taping time the results were still too close to call in the Pennsylvania GOP Senate primary pitting Dr. Mehmet Oz against David McCormick.




The Johnny Cash Water Tower Is Leaking. Stephen Offers To Fix It.

A small town in Arkansas is losing thousands of gallons of drinking water every day after someone shot a hole in a very sensitive place in their Johnny Cash-themed water tower.




The GOP Says "Bye Bye Maddie!"

Wow. They really sang a whole song to see him off.

[Fritz Walter]

1. "Fraud Flintsone"? LMAO

AKA "Flabba Dabba Goo!"


Thanks for the morning laughs!

[Rhiannon12866]

2. I love the "nicknames" he uses!

If you remember, Colbert said he wasn't using TFG's name anymore, so he asked viewers to send in "nicknames," so that's what he uses instead! And some of them are not only appropriate, but well worth the laughs! And they've just gotten better!

The Best Of #HeWhoShallBeNamed

[ancianita]

3. Thanks! HI-larious!