Jeff Tiedrich - grand theft paint chips worst crime since assault with a deadly sandwich

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

the thing about Donny’s Reflecting Pool debacle is that everyone can see with their own eyes just how badly he’s fucked up.

this isn’t like some don’t-you-dare-call-it-a-war half a world away, or some loony policy decision whose ruinous effects won’t come to light for months or years.

no, this one’s a huge clownfucked mess, and it’s right there in front of everyone’s faces.

and so Donny’s decided to solve this self-inflicted disaster in the most Donny way possible: by declaring that if you touch his beloved Pool, you’re going to jail for a millionty skillion years.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/grand-theft-paint-chips-worst-crime

[bucolic_frolic]

1. Tiedrich would have been locked up long ago

if Trumpie weren't so scared of the publicity.

[patphil]

2. I'm surprised he hasn't put a tarp over the whole thing.