Canada Does A Mean And Nasty To Donald Trump By Quoting Ronald Reagan Accurately

[erronis]

https://www.wonkette.com/p/canada-does-a-mean-and-nasty-to-donald
Gary Legum

We were just thinking the other day that it has been a while since America’s pissbaby president had a public blow-up with our friendly Canadian neighbors. We can’t recall a recent instance of any talk about alleged fentanyl smuggling, or Canada becoming our 51st state, or whether America might send troops to seize the world’s Montreal bagel reserves or whatever other delusions might have run through the runny egg that is Donald Trump’s brain the last time the sight of a bottle of maple syrup in the White House mess sent him meandering down a bunch of incoherent verbal dead-ends.

That all ended on Thursday night, when President Brain Damage announced via his vanity social media site TruthSocial that he is terminating all of America’s trade negotiations with Canada.

What did those hosers up north do that sent Trump into a diaper-filling rage? They accurately quoted Ronald Reagan saying that tariffs are bad, the Molson-swilling bastards.

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The president is not “frustrated” by the negotiations, he’s frustrated because Ronald Reagan made him look bad from beyond the grave. Which is the first time Ronald Reagan has managed to do that for anyone.

For their part, Canada’s leaders are shrugging and saying, in essence, Well, that’s Trump, what are you going to do. Guess we’ll go negotiate trade deals with other huge partners like China. President Deals strikes again!

[rzemanfl]

1. Actually, Ontario. n/t

[tanyev]

2. "his vanity social media site Truth Social"

Oh, if only all the mainstream media had the courage and ethics to call it the same.