shh! don't wake the elderly golfer. his own press conferences put him to sleep.
hey, remember those super-fun days of the summer of 2024, when Donny Not-Yet-A-Convict was on trial for having cooked the books to make hush-money payments to a porn star look like a legit campaign expense?
remember what would happen every morning? Donny would take his seat at the defendant’s table. he’d glower at the press, then immediately close his weary eyes and begin snoring, as he filled the courtroom with the pungent aroma of narcoleptic farts.
well, guess what: Dozy Don is back, baby.
yesterday, Donny dragged his healthcare lack-of-a-braintrust — Bobby Brainworms and the Shitblizzard of Oz — down to the Oval Office, to announce that they had an agreement for the premise of a framework of a concept for a sketch of a plan to lower the cost of fertility drugs.
https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/shh-dont-wake-the-elderly-golfer-ef4
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