Jeff Tiedrich - this week in stupid: May 17 edition

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sunday: worst Aquaman prequel ever

imagine for a moment that you’re Bobby Brainworms Jr.

you’ve had a rich and full life. you’ve chainsawed the head off a whale, strapped it to the roof of your car, and driven around as whale-goop flew hither and yon — because why wouldn’t you? the fucking thing was asking for it.

same with that dead bear cub — it was practically begging to be stuffed into the trunk of your car and then dumped in Central Park. look, if Smokey Jr didn’t want any of that shit to happen to its corpse, then it shouldn’t have died right there where you could find it. it’s that simple. duh.

you’ve done all that crazypants shit and more — so what do you do for an encore?

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