RFK Jr. cut off raccoon's penis while kids waited in car, he wrote in diary

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Source: NJ.com

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RFK Jr. cut off raccoon's penis while kids waited in car, he wrote in diary

Updated: Mar. 27, 2026, 3:06 p.m. Published: Mar. 27, 2026, 2:03 p.m.


RFK Jr. wrote about cutting off the penis of a road-killed raccoon in 2001, while his "kids waited patiently in the car," according to the New York Post.Heather Diehl and Victor Venancio Getty Images Canva Illustration

By Nick Moyle NJ.com

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. once made a peculiar pit stop to collect a dead raccoon's penis, according to New York Post investigative reporter Isabel Vincent. (1)

Vincent relayed the strange tale this week in an excerpt from her forthcoming book, "RFK Jr.: The Fall and Rise." Her reporting is based on three of Kennedy's private journals spanning more than 1,200 pages.

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(1) https://nypost.com/2026/03/22/us-news/the-father-figures-who-influenced-rfk-jr-s-controversial-views/

Read more: https://www.nj.com/politics/2026/03/inside-rfk-jrs-diaries-a-pit-stop-for-a-dead-raccoons-penis.html?outputType=amp

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Hat tip, NY Times Pitchbot. He had a few like this.

There is no strict Constitutional prohibition against cutting the penis off a dead raccoon and taking it home for "further study", so it's hard to see why Democrats are so unhappy with Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

by Jonathan Turley

— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) 2026-03-26T16:31:24.709Z

[Mysterian]

1. Your tax dollars are paying this idiot to kill Americans

This is how insane the republican party has become.

[Ocelot II]

2. Is there such a thing as necrobestiality?

It would seem so.

[Blue Owl]

3. RFK is a Real Fucking Kook

[Ilsa]

17. And that is the correct reply to Jonathan Turley. nt

[AZ8theist]

20. Turley doesn't realize how INSANE RFK Jr is???

That level of unawareness is itself insane.

[travelingthrulife]

30. For a hefty fee Turley will realize whatever you want him to.

[róisín_dubh]

35. It's the Pitchbot

Shockingly Turley never said this

[HappyH]

4. He might have wanted the baculum.

They were once very popular in jewelry.

[Gaugamela]

7. Maybe he wears it on a gold chain around his neck. He tells all the ladies

how it enhances his virility.

[Lochloosa]

9. Still is.

Raccoon Baculum Penis Bone Necklace • 14k Solid Gold Chain • Bone Jewelry - Etsy https://share.google/qEuNArJCQ5chfHjgf

[Ocelot II]

11. Well, that's creepy.

[Envirogal]

25. It's actually a cool necklace!

And while it’s morbid and the removal process is creepy, the actual repurposing of something rather than it going to waste is not a terrible idea.

It just that it comes from a guy who is weird.

[Nigrum Cattus]

5. OK, he clearly has a problem, but -

bottom line
what did he do with it ?
did he eat it ?
does he still have it ?
does he worship it ?
is it in his pocket as a good luck charm ?

[Jack Valentino]

6. 'for further study' ???? America's health being overseen by a

mentally ill 'bad acorn' who spends untold hours staring at a dead raccoon's penis....


This SHOULD be 'The Onion', only it isn't----
nobody could make this shit up!

[IronLionZion]

8. These people are so weird

I immediately thought of Josef Mengele

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Mengele

[Swede]

10. This is, of course, completely normal.

If you're one of the loons in Trump's cabinet.

[Wicked Blue]

12. And if you snort coke off toilet seats

[Bayard]

13. That is one seriously sick man

I see why trump likes him.

[area51]

14. Bobbie Jr. is Stark. Raving. Mad.

[Sneederbunk]

15. Might want to keep an eye on this guy.

[Miguelito Loveless]

16. These are the kind of stories

people tell you about when they are explaining why they aren’t surprised their neighbor turns out to be a serial killer.

[LeftInTX]

18. Ewww!!!!

[purr-rat beauty]

19. Anything to distract

From the Trumpstein files

Tiger woods crash will help too

[BadgerKid]

21. But was it HIS diary?

[0rganism]

22. Why? Why is everything I learn about this guy so crazy? Why must he be so weird? Why do we pay for his services?

It's not enough that these freaky parasitic weirdos try to rule over us like some inbred monarchy, they frequently have to say and do extra bizarre shit, or have an amazing past history of saying and/or doing such shit that gradually reveals itself over some horrifying period of time whilst they strut about like peacock princes, issuing decrees.







Why? Dammit why?

[LudwigPastorius]

23. Serial killer behavior...

Law enforcement should search his properties with radar and cadaver dogs.

[calimary]

26. What a sicko.

[mahina]

27. At least he was already dead. When I read the headline, my whole body reacted with stress, thinking he had been alive.

Small mercies.

What a fucking lunatic.

[CozyMystery]

28. My guess? He was hoping for a transplant. nt

[Vinca]

29. What the hell did he do with that? Put it on a cracker at lunch?

[NickB79]

31. Today I learned raccoons have an ACTUAL bone in their boner

Huh 🤔

[Ocelot II]

32. Most mammals do. Humans are the exception.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-humans-have-no-penis-bone/

[CTyankee]

34. I guess that's why we have the expression "getting a boner." right?

[Wonder Why]

33. It was a suicide attempt. He thought it was his own brain.