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Hegseth the red-nosed MAGAt
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You could even say it blows
All of the other MAGAts
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Hegseth
Join in any drinking games
Then one groggy Christmas Eve
Donnie came to say
"Hegseth with your nose so bright
Won't you bomb some boats tonight?"
Then all the MAGAts loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Hegseth the red-nosed MAGAt
You'll go down in infamy!"