Trump is selling a nearly $1m 'Ultra MAGA Experience' package - but nobody knows what's it includes

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Source: independent.co.uk

Trump has announced packages to go along with his planned New York City rally at Madison Square Garden

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The Republican presidential nominee is planning an October 27 rally at Manhattan’s Madison Square Garden along with running mate JD Vance. While Trump has no shot of winning Manhattan, he is still planning the gathering in his hometown.

Now, Trump is offering six different tiers of donation packages along with the rally. The top of the list is the $924,600 “Ultra MAGA Experience.” But, there are no details on what the package includes, such as if it comes with a chance to meet the former president.

The nearly-seven-figure package is on the same day and location of the rally, but no other details were included.

Read more: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-maga-experience-donation-package-rally-b2629236.html

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The grifts keep on getting bigger and bigger.

[duncang]

1. I'm pretty sure it includes a 3 star hotel or better

In the fine print.

[tanyev]

2. Doesn't get more Ultra MAGA than Trump conning you out of 1 million dollars.

[Journeyman]

13. So true . . .

I've been smiling and laughing at your comment the past few minutes. Probably get a few laughs in the morning when I pass it along to my friends.

[Moebym]

3. Pure grift.

His followers are getting fleeced, but they're too brainwashed to understand it.

[jmbar2]

4. Better provide your own transportation

[C Moon]

5. It won't include a bus ride.

[wolfie001]

16. Imagine hearing coyotes in the pitch black while walking 5 miles to your car

I wonder how many were thinking, "What the f*ck am I doing out here?"

[C Moon]

19. LOL!

[Zorro]

6. The "Ultra MAGA Experience"...

You get escorted into a room where Melania completely ignores you...

[ZonkerHarris]

11. and Trump grabs you by the pussy.

[Zambero]

7. LOTS of fungible stuff

And a lifetime subscription to Truth Social.

[purr-rat beauty]

8. Looks through law books with a big sigh

It's in here, somewhere

[Grokenstein]

9. To be fair...

...getting completely robbed blind by dim donnie and left to fend for oneself IS the Ultimate (or Ultra) MAGA Experience.

[Gore1FL]

10. It comes with an NFT, a Trump Steak, a watch, a pair of sneakers, and 18 holes at his golf cemetary. nt

[Skittles]

21. *SNORT*

[ZonkerHarris]

12. rebranding the Diddy Freakout parties has been a challenge but here we are.

[Cowpunk]

14. Maybe you get to watch him shoot somebody on 5th Avenue.

Because "Trump always means what he says".

[Trueblue1968]

15. I will donate 4cents. What will i get ?????.lol lol.

[Godot51]

17. 3 for the price of 1.

It probably comes with a blood sample, a sperm sample and a urine sample.

[Martin68]

18. An opportunity to kiss the naked butt of Dump himself.

PUCKER UP, DONORS!

[LudwigPastorius]

20. "Ultra MAGA Experience"

Let me guess.

After shooting up steroids at a Crossfit with Marjorie Taylor Greene, you'll stumble your way across the beautiful District of Columbia swamp in a search of the Joe Biden Hurricane Machine. Will you find it? Maybe!

Then it's time for a luncheon of brats and beer with some of the GOPs "very fine people" where you'll be regaled with a speech by Stephen Miller...in the original German.

Then you'll be whisked away to catch a real Broadway play, with a handjob/fingerbang from Lauren Boebert during the Entr'acte to take the edge off.

Next is an informative and entertaining presentation from the Disney Imagineers that programmed and created the JD Vance simulacrum.

To cap the evening, you'll fly to Mar-a-Lago, where you'll have the honor of participating in a diaper change of God-Emperor himself, President Donald Trump! (commemorative vials of diaper contents are available for a nominal fee.)

[tonekat]

22. You will get the chance to buy his "Crapto"

Get in on the ground floor with this sure bet! Crapto Currency by drumpf (with help from those grifters he has putting it out).

[SupportSanity]

23. It might be flying first class to Maga Headquarters - in Moscow - where you will have dinner with Putin and Trump

It hasn't been announced yet, but rumor has it that after dinner there will be a viewing of Trump's famous "pee tapes".