They can put me in front of the line and giving away free 70" 4k OLED TV sets...

[Henry Krinkle]

is about only way I'd partake in 'Black Friday sales events'

Black Friday in the USA...

Black Friday in Finland...

[awesomerwb1]

1. Well yeah

but there's only like 2,000 people in Finland.

[MattP]

2. I'm sorry but saving 150$ on a tv is not worth sleeping in front of a store

And the tv is low quality on top of that

[Squinch]

3. I'm waiting for someone to say, "Yeah, well, but poor people need to do black Friday!"

Totally missing the point that, even at $150 off a 70" TV still costs a truckload, and no one actually needs a 70" TV.

Black Friday is an exercise in consumerism designed to humiliate its willing participants.

[Thegonagle]

6. Yeah! My 63" TV from last year is just fine!

(Just kidding!)

[Irish_Dem]

4. The only time I stood in a long line was to see Obama when he was running

for president the first time. When he got to the podium to speak I shouted
out I LOVE YOU. And he shouted back that he loved me too.

Was worth every single hour standing in the hot sun.

[Trust Buster]

5. Employees should not have to be put at risk for such nonsense by their employer

[bearsfootball516]

7. What runs the world?

$$$

[brooklynite]

8. I walked into Best Buy at 2 PM to get a computer network for my MILs house...

...I had it in hand and paid for in 15 minutes. No chaos.

[Initech]

9. American companies have turned gift giving into a contact sport.

Which is why I don't partake in these sales or car companies and their winter sales events.