Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

His shriveled and desiccated heart finally gave out?

Rage-induced coronary over ABC's reporting?

Assassinated by some forgotten bastard?


Just fucking died for any reason at all? I mean seriously?

[hlthe2b]

1. Caught soliciting the demise of a convenient 'pool' vandal culprit...

[SocialDemocrat61]

2. Flew to the UK

to try to become the new PM. Larry the Cat clawed him to death.

[no_hypocrisy]

3. Stood up and dropped dead in place.

Crumbled.

Not salvageable.

Dead.

Gone.

[malaise]

4. No but

it looks like his daughter’s Albanian escape plans fell down a hill.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221322957

[LymphocyteLover]

5. how long can the prayers of over a billion people around the world continue to go unanswered?

Are you there God? It's us, common humanity.

[Goonch]

6. ;-{) ROSIE KO

[jls4561]

7. The scientists who "culture" bacteria in order to en"gender" a greater understanding of dear leader's multiple ailments

we’re unable to continue the studies AI denied grant funding?

https://democraticunderground.com/10143683130

American people, tired of the “slime and stench” had him eliminated for a mere 16 million?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221324123

[niyad]

8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[Ilsa]

9. No, but we are one day closer, thankfully. nt

ETTD.

[SheltieLover]

10. Not yet that I know of, but hoping this will be oir lucky day!

[Joinfortmill]

11. Sigh, not yet.

[surfered]

12. Died of shock as Tucker says he's "out" of the Republican Party.

World celebrates!🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

https://www.axios.com/2026/06/22/tucker-carlson-quits-republicans-maga-fractures

[Dulcinea]

13. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[Grim Chieftain]

14. God, have you no mercy?

At long last, have you no mercy?

[bluestarone]

15. No, BUT

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