Wow! Saw some photos of the "massive"

[MineralMan]

Christina Rally yesterday. Empty seats everywhere, even up front.

Nofuckingbody showed up. The MAGA Jesus bunch is falling apart. Did you notice?

[Ocelot II]

1. Dear Leader's latest social media wet farts depicting him as Jesus

might have been off-putting even for many evilgelicals.

[3catwoman3]

33. "Evilgelicals" - this is a most excellent...

…neologism that I’ll definitely be using.

[Ocelot II]

34. I didn't invent the word - not sure who did - but it fits a lot of 'em.

[3catwoman3]

37. It certainly does fit. I've long said that the Jesus I learned about as a kid would be both...

…embarrassed and infuriated by the actions of many who proclaim to be his followers.

Mahatma Gandhi had it right.

[Botany]

53. Gandhi, I like your Jesus but not so much your Christians. Rough Quote.

BTW all those Charlie Kirk Turning Point USA Christo Fascists seem to skip over the fact if the
Biblical Jesus is true than he was a black man but the swallowed Kirk’s racist Gish gallop jibberish.

[3catwoman3]

54. And the authors of the first 4 book of the New Testament were likely...

...not named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

A friend whose now-ex-husband was a Methodist minister told us of a member of his congregation who did not approve of foreign languages being taught in American schools. His rationale - "If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me."

What do you even say to someone as hopelessly ignorant as that?

[canetoad]

2. Was this the 'rededication'

Of what isn't theirs to dedicate in the first place?

[MineralMan]

4. Yup. Trump said it would ne Huuuuge."

Wasn't.

[Lovie777]

3. But the WH boasted thousands...................................

maybe millions, billions, zillions.

[MineralMan]

5. Not enough publicity?

Nobody gives a shit, moe like...

[erronis]

6. Hard to notice this stuff when we don't want to pay attention to the toddler.

I know, if we don't pay attention, they'll pull something over on us.

They do anyway - with a a middle finger.

[MineralMan]

7. Look! MAGA is falling apart.

Pay attention. Change is happening. Take advantage of it, for Pete's sake.

STOP DOOM SCROLLING! WORK TO WIN!

[efhmc]

18. For instance? I live in the middle of very right wing Texas, have no representation. I now only donate to Texas Dems.

Got tired of sending my money out of state. Suggestions, please.

[Trueblue Texan]

31. Give to your LOCAL party!

They are supporting local, state, and national Democratic candidates. They struggle to buy signs, put on fundraisers, pay their rent and utilities. They are mostly manned by hard working volunteers who worry about party finances like most of us worry about rent and insurance payments. You will learn a lot about candidates from the local party and that will help you decide which candidate fundraisers are worth your time and money.

[efhmc]

38. Our local party has money it does not spend and candidates it does not support.

[Traildogbob]

8. Glad to hear.

It was sickening hearing thousands were there.
The Fat Man did not even show up. No separation of Church and State, the damn Church IS the State. And the biggest fake ass Christian pukes like Moses Mike, Haqueseth and Rubio sure as hell were front and center.
And God allowed it.
So now our house in catering to the Jones and the Waco factions of religion. When does the snake handlers show up? Maybe take a few out.
When we take it all back can we have a WH Catered attack on the 2nd Amendment, a Jamboree, at Our House?
Good guy with a gun at the Islamic Center.
When the right wing terrorist are not raping children, they use em As targets for their big guns. Egged on by the White Nationalist Christians in charge.
With the abuse of the first two amendments, why the hell would we hope the others will save us from the gettin Great takeover?

[Wednesdays]

9. Who is Christina Rally?

And is she really that massive?

[GenThePerservering]

11. Does this rally make my butt look big? nt

[lastlib]

12. No---it made the Head buttHEAD look small. n/t

[MineralMan]

13. Shes the girl Jebus.

Or maybe just transitioning? Who can say? Ain't nobody seen any of them for a while.

[Oneironaut]

46. lol! Jesus is trans.

Jesus is trans and uses Ze/Zir pronouns. MAGA Christians must comply, because, who are they to defy God’s will?

[Keepthesoulalive]

10. I guess when the faithful are on the breadline

They will have to find another grift. Gas and food have become very expensive and good jobs or any jobs are hard to find. Maybe god will provide.

[Fla Dem]

14. who is Christina Rally?

Saw some items about a woman named Cristina Gutiérrez in Spain who drove in the Dakar Rally in Spain.

Rally Raid
Spain's Cristina Gutiérrez is the second woman ever to win the Dakar Rally after victory in the Challenger class in 2024 – and now she's chasing Car glory.

https://www.redbull.com/int-en/athlete/cristina-gutierrez

[MineralMan]

16. Just upthread.

[ShazzieB]

44. What do you mean?

I thought this was about the so-called "Rededicate 250" rally, and that you might have meant to type Christian, not Christina. I don't see anything upthread that explains anything.

[taxi]

22. Now you're talking!

And driving E-cars to boot.

[DoBW]

15. Heavenly scheduling problems

The Rapture cut the crowd size

[mwmisses4289]

23. Well, the rupture did happen in september,

Last edited Tue May 19, 2026, 12:05 AM - Edit history (1)

over the couple of days of sept 23-24, 2025, according to this guy:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Mhlakela

So we're stuck with these idgits, since obviously their god decided they weren't ready to be raptured.

[FakeNoose]

36. Oh heck, I missed it!

[mwmisses4289]

40. yeah, so did i.

Guess god decided my helping visitors at work, answering their questions about our area and things to do was more important than me being raptured.

[MustLoveBeagles]

17. Hearing this was a bust

Warms my heart.

[LilElf70]

19. Reality really sucks for MAGA

when it finally sinks in.

Oh HAPPY DAY!!!!

[Warpy]

20. Once they heard the Antichrist's representative was going golfing

instead of turning up, many if not most of them didn't show up, either.

It's either that or the heretical prosperity gospel/fundagelical movements have finally run their course and are no longer being supported by enough people to keep them going.

[SWBTATTReg]

21. No one (or most of us) are sick and tired of hearing from the fatty at the WH, he's literally online every f**king day,

and doesn't know how to shut his fat trap. Just sick and tired of the nonsense and BS coming out of the WH, as well as the nonsense in his dealings w/ Canada, a very long-term ally, the way he's treating them is pathetic and nonsense, and just shows how pathetic tRUMP truly is.

[LSparkle]

25. Wish he'd shut his stoopid fucking Kashyap! n/t

[boonecreek]

24. Here's one they had in my neck of the woods yesterday.

https://www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2026/05/18/more-than-100-republicans-attend-silent-majority-rally-in-mchenry-in-support-of-trump-ice/

Meanwhile this was the No Kings rally at the end of March.

https://www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2026/03/28/over-10000-people-attend-third-round-of-no-kings-protests-across-lake-mchenry-counties/

[3catwoman3]

35. Good old red McHenry county.

I live in Algonquin. How about you?

[ShazzieB]

42. Oh, wow. I live in McHenry County and did not hear about this.

I guess this county is still redder than I realized. I'm down in the southeastern corner (Crystal Lake), which I think(?) Is a little more purple.

I guess this is what I get for hiding out from the news the way I've been doing. Need to do a better job of at least be following what's happening locally. The source you linked to looks like a good place to start.

[Maninacan]

26. Hard to tell.

I have seen other photos showing lots of people. They definitely put a lot into it. There might have been more people on the Edmund Pettus bridge i hope.

[AverageOldGuy]

27. Trump skipped it to play golf

Trump owns several golf resorts and golf courses, one of which is in Sterling VA, just outside DC.

He returned from China, changed his diapers, threw some ketchup on the wall, admired his ballroom, then headed out in a motorcade to the Sterling golf course where he spent most of the day Sunday. Did not stop by the "christians," did not send them a recorded video, just headed for the golf course. Exactly what Jesus would have done -- right???




NOTE: If I seem a bit pissed off and not my usual jovial self, it's because I've just been on the phone for an hour wrangling over a prescription my wife must have. The mail-order company to whom our doc sent the script is owned by assholes, all the people on the phone are assholes. Thank God we have a Walgreens 5 minutes away; they called, had the script transferred to them, and we are good. I LOVE THE AMERICAN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM.

[Blue Owl]

28. The fact tRump hasn't turned into a pillar of salt yet...

should be ample evidence that it's all a bunch of hokum, and just a fear-based mind-control platform wielded by the powerful.

[IbogaProject]

29. No campaign cash to pay attendees

Remember Cheetolini has always paidpeople to come to have crowds. He was also very prone to stiffing localities.

[H2O Man]

30. Way recommended!

I might not go so far as to say it was a sign from above, but it seems mighty close.

[Klarkashton]

32. Pictures of the size didn't make the major news..

That says it all..

[Wiz Imp]

39. Why did you not post a link to the pictures?

I'm sure what you're saying is true, but I'd like to see how pathetic the turnout was myself.

[MineralMan]

41. I'm posting from my phone.

Recovering from a hospital stay.

[Wiz Imp]

45. OK. Sorry. Hope you're recovering well.

[ShazzieB]

43. Did you mean "Christian" rally?

And by that, did you mean "Rededicate 250"rally? If so, my reply is that I've been doing my best to ignore that thing, but am very pleased to hear it was poorly attended!

[MineralMan]

52. The altered spelling was deliberate.

Just one letter pair flip.

[OhioBack2Blue]

47. "Free" markets

.... with heavy fascist REGULATION.

[Attilatheblond]

48. Have the Mega Church MAGA pastors claim low turn out due to how many followers have been Raptured already?

Gotta figure that excuse is just around the corner.

[pat_k]

49. Perhaps they're beginning to get that Christian Nationalism is deeply Un-Christian and deeply Un-American.

A gal can dream.

[reACTIONary]

50. Pics or it didn't happen....

Hummmm... It didn't happen.

[BlueKota]

51. I saw more people lined up for the new 7 Brew

that just opened in our area!

[multigraincracker]

55. I'm pretty Secular, but I have more

sympathy for Red Letter Christians than any White Nationalist Christians