Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Shot himself while trying to mail a Glock?

Stroked out when asked about his vanity projects?

Took a cruise?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[johnnyfins]

1. Got punched in the face for using his

Hanta grab em by the...

[Orrex]

2. Ooo! Well played!

[SheltieLover]

3. Fatal blow to the noggin when Manson Eyes' eyeballs popped all the way out?

Fatal tantrum over being 0 & 2 on tariffs?

[malaise]

4. No but

He’s looking more like a Court jester than a serious leader of a branch of government
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221225691

[malaise]

5. Took a cruise

[Goonch]

6. ;-{) BAD DEAL

[twodogsbarking]

7. Lassie pushed him down the well and barked the Star Spangled Banner.

Woof.

[QueerDuck]

8. Not yet... but soon. Perhaps tomorrow.

Fingers crossed!

[niyad]

10. Now would be better.

[niyad]

9. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

15. We all share your dream...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[hlthe2b]

11. "Hopefully the wait will be short. In the meantime, it's FRIDAY!..."

"Good things might just happen this weekend!"

[Blue Owl]

12. Trumpled by a throng of angry patriots

[2MuchNoise]

13. Shh, be vewy, vewy quiet.

He's gone to hunt a viwus.

[surfered]

14. Contracted hantavirus from all the rats he appointed to his cabinet.

You wanna talk vermin, PeeWee German?

[Coldwater]

16. No but

zombies in The Walking Dead look more alive and healthier than trump these days

[Wicked Blue]

17. Drowned in his own tsunami

of late-night rage postings

[at140]

18. In my experience as a golfer

I observed all 500 members at the private golf club. Even those who rode golf carts and drank at the bar, seldom died from heart attacks. It was always cancer killing old members.

There is something about golf, it must protect one from heart attacks.