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grumpyduck

(6,674 posts)
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 01:45 PM 5 hrs ago

A deal from Iran?

I would love it if Iran came back with an offer to open the strait:

"We'll open the strait if you send us Donald and Pete. We'll give them a fair trial for war crimes, and we'll even send a plane over to pick them up."

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A deal from Iran? (Original Post) grumpyduck 5 hrs ago OP
Sounds fair to me. yellow dahlia 5 hrs ago #1
Nooooo! Submariner 5 hrs ago #2
Two way regime change. usonian 5 hrs ago #3
They need gas money for the plane? irisblue 3 hrs ago #4
It is not up to Iran Be Leave On 3 hrs ago #5
Well, OK. In that case, they have to take all the Republicans in Congress too. Bluetus 3 hrs ago #6
A quote from the past..or not . BattleRow 3 hrs ago #7
Ummm... that was intended as a joke. grumpyduck 3 hrs ago #8
Ya gotta ask yourself Martin Eden 2 hrs ago #9
Perfect! BarbD 2 hrs ago #10
We will open it when you open the multigraincracker 2 hrs ago #11

Submariner

(13,377 posts)
2. Nooooo!
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 02:10 PM
5 hrs ago

They have to want all the other losers in the cabinet too.

They have to take Bobbie Brainworm, Boxwine Pirro, Dr quack Oz, and A1 sauce McMahon for starters. It's all or none to open the strait.

Be Leave On

(431 posts)
5. It is not up to Iran
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 03:40 PM
3 hrs ago

It is not up to Iran to fix the problems in the US.
Our problems were created right here in the USA, and created by our own failures to build a better country in our own place.
We have to fix our problems.

BattleRow

(2,469 posts)
7. A quote from the past..or not .
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 03:49 PM
3 hrs ago
"We have the government we've earned."

Can't say I agree with that..but..
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