Semi-official maybe I made it up OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT of BONDI getting FIRED during her limo ride to the SCOTUS
BONDI: Mr. President, I just want to say what an honor and privilege it is to serve you, and...
TRUMP: Yeah, I can see that. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
BONDI: (Choking and Coughing) Sir, when you do that, sir, it's like the mighty wind blowing across the fruited plane.
TRUMP: Yeah. Hold on, I got another one locked and loaded. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART AAAAAAH.,
BONDI: (Gagging) Mr. President, I...
TRUMP: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
BONDI: Mr. President, would you mind if I cracked a window? I...
TRUMP: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
BONDI: (Wretching, gagging) Mr. President, Sir, could I please crack the window?
TRUMP: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART NO! I'm COLD! Leave the window ALONE! TRUMP: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
BONDI: Mr. President, your bold and decisive leadership is like a beacon that...
TRUMP: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
BONDI: Well...I just want to say how much I enjoy being your Attorney General, and...
TRUMP: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
BONDI: ...and how much you have given my life true meaning, and...
TRUMP: Yeah. About that. End of April.
BONDI: End of April, sir?
TRUMP: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART END OF APRIL!
BONDI: What happens at the end of April?
TRUMP: That's when you have all of your shit packed up and Blanche takes over.
BONDI: You mean I'm fired?
TRUMP: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
BONDI: But SIR, after all I've done for you....
TRUMP: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
BONDI: Sir, I've done things for you that could land me in prison.
TRUMP: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART Yeah, well, anything you can do, Blanche can do better.
BONDI: Anything?
TRUMP: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART ANYTHING!
BONDI: EWWWWWWW
TRUMP: But NO ONE BEATS Miller. Not even Melania.
BONDI: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
TRUMP: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
TRUMP: DRIVER! PULL OVER TO THIS McDONALDS! I'M HUNGRY! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
BONDI: Sir, do we have to do this right now>
TRUMP: Listen, order anything you want off of the menu.
BONDI: That's QUITE generous of you, sir! May I say that...
TRUMP: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
BONDI: May I say that...
TRUMP: Look, just order whatever you want. Then you pay for both of us.
BONDI: Yes sir Mr. President sir.
TRUMP: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
THE END
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You have quite a talent. 
