Secretary of the Interior just updated the official U.S. map:

[Swede]

My god these people are so fucking stupid.

Secretary of the Interior just updated the official U.S. map:

— Michael E. Mann (@michaelemann.bsky.social) 2026-04-03T17:56:04.019Z

[chouchou]

1. Cool...And I live in Los Angeles, Florida

[Intractable]

10. Be glad you didn't say "Hollywood, Florida."

The joke would not have worked.

[chouchou]

12. Your words are true.

I thought about that for a little time.

[Lovie777]

2. When shithole talks about others.................

remember it's a deflection "concerning" himself and his comrades.

[Ocelot II]

3. After terrorizing us for three months you'd think they could at least get the city names right.

And the people of Granite Falls will be surprised to find out they live in Indianapolis.

[niyad]

4. My head hurts. Is it too early to start drinking?

[GiqueCee]

7. It's 5 PM somewhere in the world...

... pour me one, too, if you'd be so kind.

[niyad]

8. Yes, of course it is. Happy to do so! Your preference?

[GiqueCee]

13. At this point...

... anything from cleaning products on up. Thanks.

[niyad]

17. A large glass of wine? Double spirits (your choice) on the rocks?

A nice cocktail? I have some bubbly chilling for tomorrow, we can open that!

[GiqueCee]

20. A nice rose soothes frayed and tattered nerves...

... or a whisky sour, or a vodka & tonic with lime. Luksusowa is the best vodka out there. It's made in Poland from potatoes, unlike even the supposed high-end vodkas.

Endless thanks for your generosity, niyad! The Sun is shining here in central Vermont, so I'll drink to that!
Have a great weekend!

Apparently, the title block doesn't like accent marks, like "rosé". Odd...

[SheltieLover]

9. It's never too early to self-medicate

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

Pre-obit celebration?

[SheltieLover]

11. Or, if you prefer...

a little catnip never hurt anyone.

[niyad]

16. Catmint tea is very soothing!

[SheltieLover]

18. I didn't realize such a thing existed!

Thx for sharing. I'll try to find some.

[niyad]

19. Catmint is another name for catnip, which is a member of the menthos

family. You may even hve some for your little guy! Easy to grow indoors!

[SheltieLover]

21. Oh thanks!

Yes, no doubt I have some.

I also have Japanese Silvervine. Have you ever tried it?

[Aristus]

22. Shame on you.

It’s never too early to start drinking…

It’s why the mimosa was invented.

[generalbetrayus]

23. I've never had this with breakfast, but I do highly recommend it. Yes, it's real.

[MiHale]

28. Very small point...

Breakfast Stout IS breakfast. I guess you could have it with something if you so desire.
Michigan brewer …Grand Rapids.

[generalbetrayus]

31. If I had a breakfast of Breakfast Stout alone, I'd be pretty worthless for most of the rest of the day ...

wait, I AM pretty worthless for the rest of the day, Breakfast Stout or not.

[GiqueCee]

5. Sigh...

... another day, and another reminder that a psychotic imbecile is driving us off a cliff into the darkest pits of Hell.

[malaise]

6. The competence and accuracy of a

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Kakistocracy

Add a great link

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/21/trump-administration-kakistocracy#:~:text=Matthew%20Cantor,Garfield%20and%20Chester%20A%20Arthur.

That is all

[twodogsbarking]

14. Are we sure we are bombing Iran or is it some other country?

[IronLionZion]

26. It's a Flock of Seagulls

[Spazito]

15. Yikes!

[Norbert]

24. We need to get all the Muslims out of Bethlehem...

Pennsylvania.

[IronLionZion]

25. Ah yes, Indianapolis, Minnesota is a lovely town

that exists only in the minds of MAGAts who think education is for losers.

[AZJonnie]

27. Y'all do realize that the change to the map didn't actually happen, right?

That part is a joke. It's a rip on Trump's stupid mistake. And probably on the fact that all his department heads are sycophants, such that Interior actually might do so, given its leadership.

But they didn't ACTUALLY

[LR3]

29. Drumpf and the Republican party have taken this country so low

this this piece of shit spewing this ignorant hatred is President of the U.S.

Let that settle in.

[Chipper Chat]

30. The state capital of Indiana is now

Outdianapolis