Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Accepted a ride home from Tiger Woods?

Shot down by nonexistent anti-aircraft fire?

Taken out by agents of the North American Treaty Organization?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[bdamomma]

1. it's coming

way overdue. And he can't take the money he stole and grifted off people like us.

[calimary]

2. I love these!

These sure do start me smiling, Orrex!

[Dulcinea]

3. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[malaise]

4. Accepted a ride home from Tiger Woods?

😀

[SocialDemocrat61]

6. Okay

[twodogsbarking]

8. Two stroke penalty

[malaise]

5. No but

His war crimes are adding up

[twodogsbarking]

7. A giant arm comes down from the sky with a whale sized poop bag and scoops him up and disposes of the turd.

and that's the truth, pfffffff.

[malaise]

11. Hahaha

Good one😀

[SheltieLover]

9. Suddenly assaulted from every conceivable direction by every subculture he has insulted?

In a brief moment of clarity, keeled over & croaked from the intense suffering he has caused so many others.

Soon...

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

14. We all share your dream

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

26. The whole world shares Niyad's dream, minus pootin, bibi, & Xi, but they don't get a vote.

So we are all in excellent company!

🥂🍾🍻🍺🍹🍸🍷🍾

[niyad]

30. I want those three gone as well!

[SheltieLover]

31. Absolutely!

Aren't they all around the same age?

[niyad]

32. Will check, but I think so.

[SheltieLover]

33. Thx. I think they are, too.

[SheltieLover]

25. Cripes, it has to be soon! Like rfn soon!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[malaise]

12. Word is he's also sweating bricks about his famous words

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221145904

[LymphocyteLover]

13. Do we know he hasn't died and been replaced by AI?

[Ponietz]

24. I was thinking yesterday he must be a homunculous

A golem without a soul.

[Wicked Blue]

38. I've suspected this for a long time

[Joinfortmill]

15. Hahaha. Nope, but close, very close.

[James48]

16. Just seen posted -

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I saw a rumor on Facebook that he was taken to Walter Read a few hours ago.

I set out a bottle on ice, just in case. I don’t know if it’s true, but I saw some else post about a motorcade driving in DC at 5:00 am.

Motorcades don’t normally travel at 5:00 am on a Sunday morning in DC.

[malaise]

18. Make it so

Please lease …pretty please with a cherry on top

[niyad]

19. All extremities crossed in hope!!!

[twodogsbarking]

20. Please let this be one time we can rely on FB

[Farmer-Rick]

21. He's kicked out all press

And is hiding in our White House. He may have had another stroke and his cult is hiding it.

They'll parade him around with more obviously deadly symptoms soon.

[SheltieLover]

27. All paws crossed here!

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[Ocelot II]

29. Reverse Easter? Fake Jesus croaks and stays dead?

[James48]

35. Awe shucks.....

He’s posting on Truth Social again.

He’s not dead yet.

Fu¢k.

[Blue Owl]

36. Oh please please please please please please please.....

[Goonch]

17. ;-{) CATASTROPHE

[COL Mustard]

22. Those poor alligators.

That would be animal cruelty!

[hlthe2b]

23. "WAKE UP, AMERICA! Keep up the resistance & pressure!"

"And to the orange one, off to the HAGUE, with you!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

42. Aw

[Ocelot II]

28. Got lost and stranded in a blizzard trying to find Indianapolis, Minnesota?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

34. DID HE CROAK YET????

[Wicked Blue]

37. Giving so many irrationalizations about the Iran war that his head starts to spin

and explodes, releasing the demon within. The Pope waves a crucifix at it, and the demon vanishes into the Void.

[malaise]

39. Pssssst!

https://www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-news/donald-trump-hospitalized-walter-reed-medical-center-fact-check-viral-claims-white-house-lid-iran-war-article-153998902


https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/trump-trends-online-after-unconfirmed-reports-place-him-walter-reed-national-military-medical-1790187

[Wicked Blue]

40. Malaise, you just made my day!

Maybe his head really did spin off -- but where is the demon now?

[malaise]

41. But did they

Crucify him?


Hope there’s something to this

[Orrex]

44. I love "Irrationalizations!"

[Wicked Blue]

50. Thank you, thank you

[NNadir]

43. Encouraging rumors. I'm running out to the liquor store to get champagne. Happily my niece, nephew, sister-in-law...

...are all visiting.

From the Walter Reed rumor, it's promising.

[malaise]

46. Enjoy the comments here

https://www.facebook.com/dailymirror/posts/they-have-responded-to-rumours-that-trump-is-in-the-walter-reed-medical-centre-/1407343768107370/

[GreenWave]

45. Today may be the day when we are free at last!

[malaise]

48. Maybe not but I sure had fun following the rumor threads today

[Harker]

47. Aides picked up his IV drugs at the drive-thru window...

administered by unsanitary Robert F'
. Kennedy, jr?

[GopherGal]

49. Struck by 95-lb tumbling NCAA gymnast denied 6th year of eligibility

due to his executive order. The athlete in question apparently somersaulted over the cordon of Secret Service agents and crashed feet-first into the president.

MAGAts are currently studying the footage to determine what parts of their bodies they should wrap in sanitary napkins to show support.

[58Sunliner]

51. Keeping hope alive!!

[sop]

52. The little blood clot that should...