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Kristi Noem is asking for privacy and prayers tonight. (Original Post) bigtree 6 hrs ago OP
Maybe she'll take him for a walk to the gravel pit? Swede 6 hrs ago #1
+1 dalton99a 6 hrs ago #3
LOL leftstreet 5 hrs ago #24
Or maybe he could take her down to the gravel pit struggle4progress 2 hrs ago #75
The same privacy and prayers you gave Minneapolis, you fucking flvegan 6 hrs ago #2
Karma's a you-know-what, right, Crispy? Ocelot II 6 hrs ago #4
Thanks for putting this in perspective MustLoveBeagles 6 hrs ago #11
Tits and pairs! Floyd R. Turbo 6 hrs ago #5
I see what you did there Brother Buzz 4 hrs ago #57
I will give her the same amount of empathy she gives others! BlueKota 6 hrs ago #6
She was blindsided that the pictures got out TexasBushwhacker 6 hrs ago #7
Imagine being the (OK former) Director of Homeland Security and admitting you don't know what's Prairie Gates 6 hrs ago #14
to be fair Skittles 5 hrs ago #31
disapproved? bigtree 5 hrs ago #29
Two fetishists a couple makes. KPN 4 hrs ago #69
yea popsdenver 3 hrs ago #70
or she may have put him in panties on their honeymoon rampartd 24 min ago #77
Hell no! No privacy. No prayers. wnylib 6 hrs ago #8
And above all, no THOUGHTS! Zambero 4 hrs ago #62
Wouldn't surprise me if Kristi N. was fired b/c TSF got the info on no_hypocrisy 6 hrs ago #9
Why does Rebl2 6 hrs ago #10
Prayers? sop 6 hrs ago #12
I remember a clever line from Fiddler On The Roof... 3catwoman3 4 hrs ago #61
This was Trump's blackmail on her Prairie Gates 6 hrs ago #13
He'd like it. rubbersole 3 hrs ago #72
prayers for all the people brutalized by her ICE actions. Prayers for that poor puppy and goat that she slaughtered BlueWaveNeverEnd 6 hrs ago #15
Well isn't that special.... LeftInTX 6 hrs ago #16
tots and pears duckworth969 5 hrs ago #17
Prayers for Cricket Keepthesoulalive 5 hrs ago #18
Give her the same privacy she made available to the folks in malaise 5 hrs ago #19
Who is she to ask for anything from us? Deuxcents 5 hrs ago #20
Maybe her infidelity drove him to this. Sogo 5 hrs ago #21
One thread had pictures Bettie 5 hrs ago #23
It looked a bit desperate or half-baked. Like he bought the fake boobs from temu or something.... LeftInTX 4 hrs ago #55
tragic bigtree 5 hrs ago #40
To want to wear fake boobs? If anything, hubby's weirdness may have inspired Kristi to go further. Intractable 5 hrs ago #45
I'd love a public comment from malaise 5 hrs ago #22
What's the big deal? She works for a hulking boob..... Blue Owl 5 hrs ago #25
It is nice to see that horrible woman suffer humiliation Klarkashton 5 hrs ago #26
FKN & FDT littlemissmartypants 5 hrs ago #27
She knew. And F her. Bristlecone 5 hrs ago #28
Of course she knew. Irish_Dem 5 hrs ago #35
I'm sure. And TBH, what they do and any arrangements they have would Bristlecone 5 hrs ago #41
The hypocrisy as well as her brutal murders, kidnappings, terrorizing the country. Irish_Dem 5 hrs ago #44
yeah sure, OK Skittles 5 hrs ago #30
Ask away Grim Chieftain 5 hrs ago #32
Hey Kristi, how about some prayers for the people you murdered? Irish_Dem 5 hrs ago #33
Why should we bless you with prayer, Kristi? Mblaze 5 hrs ago #34
Hmmmm... sheshe2 5 hrs ago #36
This is what I think too. Hubby learned a lot from Kristi. Irish_Dem 5 hrs ago #46
Lol...Great minds think alike. sheshe2 5 hrs ago #49
Unfortunately, political discussion now requires our minds being in the gutter. Irish_Dem 5 hrs ago #50
Nah, our minds are not in a gutter. sheshe2 4 hrs ago #54
thoughts and prayers thoughts and prayers CountAllVotes 5 hrs ago #37
Won't sleeping with Corey Lewandowski tonight help her feel better? greatauntoftriplets 5 hrs ago #38
Her hubby was window cross dressing. Irish_Dem 5 hrs ago #48
Ah, no wolfie001 5 hrs ago #39
Halloween was five months ago. The Madcap 5 hrs ago #52
Is she a distant cousin of the claymation figures? NoMoreRepugs 4 hrs ago #66
The comments in this thread are stellar. WestMichRad 5 hrs ago #42
I pray that we need never hear her cursed name again! Jack Valentino 5 hrs ago #43
Good place for this: True Dough 5 hrs ago #47
This one is for Cricket! hamsterjill 5 hrs ago #51
Hey Kristi, what makes you think this doesn't mean that at least one of our prayers was answered? Ol Janx Spirit 5 hrs ago #53
Should read, "The rest of the family was blindsided". Hubby is into humiliation. He was probably in the room watching Marcuse 4 hrs ago #56
Trash ._. 4 hrs ago #58
Privacy and prayers? LilElf70 4 hrs ago #59
This is my prayer and thought, FOAD! miyazaki 4 hrs ago #60
Nope VanceFan 4 hrs ago #63
Am I the only one who wonders if she was the one to release the photos for Marie Marie 4 hrs ago #64
Has she ever given us privacy and prayers? vapor2 4 hrs ago #65
If her husband ends up like her puppy and goat, it wasn't an accident. IronLionZion 4 hrs ago #67
Gee, do I hear "blackmail" by our adversaries anyone? BigmanPigman 4 hrs ago #68
Nope! My prayers are for all the decent people who are trying to save democracy. Bread and Circuses 3 hrs ago #71
Nah... purr-rat beauty 3 hrs ago #73
That family has much more serious problems than hubby playing dress-up struggle4progress 2 hrs ago #74
Time to trade in the private jet for a motorboat Blue Owl 1 hr ago #76
I wonder how many people are praying for Noem? Seriously!! LeftInTX 9 min ago #78
I'll save my prayers for Cricket Raine 6 min ago #79

flvegan

(66,278 posts)
2. The same privacy and prayers you gave Minneapolis, you fucking
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:12 PM
6 hrs ago

...nope, not gonna do it.

Ocelot II

(130,516 posts)
4. Karma's a you-know-what, right, Crispy?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:12 PM
6 hrs ago

Does having a cross-dressing spouse suck as much as having a deported one, or a dead one?

TexasBushwhacker

(21,202 posts)
7. She was blindsided that the pictures got out
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:15 PM
6 hrs ago

She may have known about her husband's kink, disapproved and consoled herself in Lewandoski's arms.

Prairie Gates

(8,151 posts)
14. Imagine being the (OK former) Director of Homeland Security and admitting you don't know what's
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:29 PM
6 hrs ago

going on in your own home.

popsdenver

(2,301 posts)
70. yea
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 11:49 PM
3 hrs ago

for all we know, she might have pushed him towards one of her favorite role play fantasies.....

rampartd

(4,620 posts)
77. or she may have put him in panties on their honeymoon
Wed Apr 1, 2026, 03:12 AM
24 min ago

this "female domination " with a side of sadomasochism subculture is more common than you may think.

wnylib

(26,008 posts)
8. Hell no! No privacy. No prayers.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:16 PM
6 hrs ago

My prayers are for her victims. No energy left to give a damn about her.

no_hypocrisy

(54,899 posts)
9. Wouldn't surprise me if Kristi N. was fired b/c TSF got the info on
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:16 PM
6 hrs ago

her husband cross-dressing and wanted to get ahead of it.

Rebl2

(17,738 posts)
10. Why does
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:18 PM
6 hrs ago

She need thoughts and prayers? She got fired? Karma a witch, witch.🧙‍♀️

3catwoman3

(29,402 posts)
61. I remember a clever line from Fiddler On The Roof...
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 11:03 PM
4 hrs ago

...when one of the residents of the little town of Anatevka asks the rabbi if there is a proper prayer for the Tsar. The rabbi replies, "May God bless and keep the Tsar (the townspeople gasp in horror) - far away from here!" They laugh with delight.

Prairie Gates

(8,151 posts)
13. This was Trump's blackmail on her
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:27 PM
6 hrs ago

Stephen Miller has found it more useful to just destroy her completely.

Expect Lewindowski in cuffs soon, too.

BlueWaveNeverEnd

(14,235 posts)
15. prayers for all the people brutalized by her ICE actions. Prayers for that poor puppy and goat that she slaughtered
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:32 PM
6 hrs ago

malaise

(296,076 posts)
19. Give her the same privacy she made available to the folks in
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:42 PM
5 hrs ago

her king’s prison concentration camps.
That is all.

Deuxcents

(26,912 posts)
20. Who is she to ask for anything from us?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:42 PM
5 hrs ago

Bring families together with their children, bring back those you deported to hellish prisons, repay for damages to property and lost wages because of your ruthless hire’s actions, repay us for your crimes and spending our money on detention centers and lavish airplanes for your pleasure. These reparations would be a good start for some considerations for your request.

Bettie

(19,702 posts)
23. One thread had pictures
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:48 PM
5 hrs ago

and, honestly, my first thought was that this was his way of getting revenge on her for her serial cheating and generally being....well, who and what she is.

LeftInTX

(34,285 posts)
55. It looked a bit desperate or half-baked. Like he bought the fake boobs from temu or something....
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:48 PM
4 hrs ago

And then the boobs were lopsided. I don't think he's gonna get a career doing this, but who knows?

bigtree

(94,261 posts)
40. tragic
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:12 PM
5 hrs ago
Covie @covie_93 9h
Kristi Noem did all that surgery only to end up with smaller boobs than her husband.

Tragic


Intractable

(2,097 posts)
45. To want to wear fake boobs? If anything, hubby's weirdness may have inspired Kristi to go further.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:20 PM
5 hrs ago

Bristlecone

(11,111 posts)
41. I'm sure. And TBH, what they do and any arrangements they have would
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:14 PM
5 hrs ago

Ordinarily be unimportant to me. But given her corruption, cruelty, condescension, and BS pious act, I hope it ruins them both on every level. But her mostly.

Irish_Dem

(81,242 posts)
44. The hypocrisy as well as her brutal murders, kidnappings, terrorizing the country.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:18 PM
5 hrs ago

Her theft of US funds, her crimes, she is a nasty piece of work.

The karma train has pulled into the Kristi Noem station.

Skittles

(171,702 posts)
30. yeah sure, OK
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:02 PM
5 hrs ago

I'll give you the same kind of "respect" you give other consenting adults when you judge them for their "behavior".

Irish_Dem

(81,242 posts)
33. Hey Kristi, how about some prayers for the people you murdered?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:06 PM
5 hrs ago

Who the hell cares about your hubby's sex toys?

Mblaze

(1,031 posts)
34. Why should we bless you with prayer, Kristi?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:06 PM
5 hrs ago

Because your husband likes to cross-dress?

You forfeited any consideration of empathy by destroying empathy in America and turning your back on fairness.

sheshe2

(97,620 posts)
36. Hmmmm...
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:10 PM
5 hrs ago

with all this coming out it makes you wonder what exactly was in Krissie's bag that she left behind on that plane and had the pilot fired for. Perhaps she has a few "outfits" herself that she did not want others to see. That woman is warped as is Corey.

Irish_Dem

(81,242 posts)
46. This is what I think too. Hubby learned a lot from Kristi.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:20 PM
5 hrs ago

I bet Kristi's employment interview with Trump was a humdinger.

Irish_Dem

(81,242 posts)
50. Unfortunately, political discussion now requires our minds being in the gutter.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:33 PM
5 hrs ago

Oh well, we go with the flow and where the facts lead us.

sheshe2

(97,620 posts)
54. Nah, our minds are not in a gutter.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:47 PM
4 hrs ago

They are in the gutter, and we just have to look down to see them.

CountAllVotes

(22,214 posts)
37. thoughts and prayers thoughts and prayers
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:11 PM
5 hrs ago

thoughts and prayers thoughts and prayers thoughts and prayers thoughts and prayers thoughts and prayers thoughts and prayers

Uh huh.



greatauntoftriplets

(179,004 posts)
38. Won't sleeping with Corey Lewandowski tonight help her feel better?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:11 PM
5 hrs ago

Seems that the husband was more window dressing than a true partner.

Ol Janx Spirit

(1,012 posts)
53. Hey Kristi, what makes you think this doesn't mean that at least one of our prayers was answered?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:36 PM
5 hrs ago
I hope you enjoy the wrath.

For the other big prayer I have two Nebuchadnezzars of Champagne ready to go!

Marcuse

(9,009 posts)
56. Should read, "The rest of the family was blindsided". Hubby is into humiliation. He was probably in the room watching
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:49 PM
4 hrs ago

LilElf70

(1,568 posts)
59. Privacy and prayers?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:58 PM
4 hrs ago

You're kidding me, right? Because her husband likes boobs? Gimme a friggin break.

Marie Marie

(11,306 posts)
64. Am I the only one who wonders if she was the one to release the photos for
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 11:11 PM
4 hrs ago

some sympathy as to why she had to run into the arms of another man - a man without gigundo fake boobs? Either way, she is a cruel witch and I revel in her humiliation - if she is indeed humiliated.

vapor2

(4,506 posts)
65. Has she ever given us privacy and prayers?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 11:14 PM
4 hrs ago

Just calling Renee Good a domestic terrorist so not prayers from us

LeftInTX

(34,285 posts)
78. I wonder how many people are praying for Noem? Seriously!!
Wed Apr 1, 2026, 03:27 AM
9 min ago

Who in the GOP is praying for her?

I bet there a few people here and there, but even the rednecks in Kerrville called her DHS Barbie. I don't think there's any love loss.

Maybe her mom is praying for her. Maybe their church etc...But I really doubt that many people are praying for them....

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