"They Looked Iranian": Security Footage Shows Trump Negotiating With White House Patio Umbrellas for Six Hours

[Zorro]

Donald Trump’s supposed ‘talks’ with Iranian officials were actually with a bunch of patio umbrellas in a White House courtyard, it has emerged.

Security footage shows The President speaking for hours to the umbrellas, urging the outdoor fixtures to “come to the table and make a deal”.

It explains the conflicting accounts about supposed talks between the two nations, which Iran insists have never taken place.

In a media conference later, Trump said the talks had been positive. “I had tremendous talks with the Iranians. Very strong, very positive.

“They were tough negotiators; they don’t give much away. But we’re going to solve this situation very fast in our favour. We’re close to something very big,” he said.

https://theshovel.com.au/2026/03/25/they-looked-iranian-trump-negotiating-with-white-house-patio-umbrellas/

[biophile]

1. He can't stay awake for 6 hours 😂

That’s how I knew it was fake
(Just kidding - but not about his somnolence)