Biggest kiss ass in the Trump Admin?

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

“President Trump is going to go down in history as the most successful and consequential president in our lifetime,” Steven Cheung, the White House communications director, said in the statement. “He built the most powerful political and cultural movement ever. His successes on behalf of the American people will be imprinted upon the fabric of America and will be felt by every other White House that comes after him.”

[Dave Bowman]

1. Lol, hey Steve, your knees and lips must be sore as hell.

[Ocelot II]

2. Somewhere, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf is overwhelmed with awe, saying something like,

"I thought I kissed Saddam's ass brilliantly, but this guy is speaking directly from Trump's colon. Genius! I bow before him!"

[dalton99a]

3. Our tax money is being put to good use

From 2017:

[Vinca]

4. I've referred to him as a "D List Bond villain," but I think that's too good for him. What a pathetic individual.

[Ocelot II]

5. He's a dead ringer for Oddjob.

His form of villainy consists in his nonstop, blatant prevarications. Some of the shit he says is truly hilarious in its excess and absurdity, but there is some brain-dead percentage of the population that believes it.

[Kid Berwyn]

6. Pam Bondi

“President Trump — the greatest President in American history.”



“The Dow is over 50,000 right now…That's what we should be talking about!”