Bondi bites head off of bat, is told "Ozzy already did that," screams "WHO'S OZZY," kicks Capitol Cop in the jewels

[Miles Archer]

WASHINGTON DC: During a contentious hearing on Capitol Hill, Attorney General Pam Bondi screamed incoherently, punched several members of Congress, kicked a member of the Capitol Police in the nuts, bit the head off of a bat, vomited like a fire hydrant, and told the various members assembled that their mothers all ****ed ****s in hell. Before leaping through a window and scaling her way up the building to the roof, she screamed "I LOVE YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP!"

When asked to comment, President Donald Trump replied "Who's Dan Bondi? Never heard of him. Say, take a look at these plans for the Trump Monument. It used to be the Lincoln monument but I prefer presidents who can go to the movies without getting shot."

THIS IS A DEVELOPING STORY, and I made it all up, so additional details to follow just as soon as I think of them.

[dweller]

1. I fainted

when her head did the 360

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[mwmisses4289]

7. Lol, you beat me to it, I was going to post that!

[Wicked Blue]

2. At night she turns into a venomous snake

and slithers out to drink the blood of humans and animals

[Jack Valentino]

3. "Who's Ozzy?"

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I trust that will be an adequate introduction for 'magat Pammy'...... LOL



(good show, Miles, I thought this was going to be
one of the big satire sites!)

[Miles Archer]

5. Thank you, glad you liked it

[Jack Valentino]

6. For an encore, I'd like to see Bondi bite the head off of Trump---

or Trump bite the head off of Bondi----

or preferably BOTH things simultaneously !!!!!!!

(FAUX NEWS will LOVE IT!! Ought to get big coverage from THEM!))






'Killing two birds with one stone' or something like that...

[Jack Valentino]

4. Buying theater tickets for Diaper Donny, to go watch his wife's movie................

[sheshe2]

8. Well done, Miles, very well done.

[Blue Owl]

9. May the power of Christ compel her

[stage left]

10. I laughed so hard

I fainted and hit the edge of my desk on the way down and now I'm typing this while unconcious. And still laughing.