Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Spent the weekend hanging out with Jonathan Silverman and Andrew McCarthy?

One papercut for each time his name appears in the Epstein files?

Taken out by Mexico before he can bomb Juarez?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Broken neck during his downhill race for the worst president ever award?

[malaise]

4. Nicely played

😀

[SheltieLover]

5. Ty!

[WestMichRad]

2. He isn't. Well... shit.

I hate waking up to bad news every morning.

On the other hand: His day is coming!

[Buckeyeblue]

3. There was a glimmer of hope when they interrupted the olympics last night

After hearing it was about the Guthrie kidnapping I told my wife, that not the breaking news I want to hear.

[LymphocyteLover]

6. death by a million paper cuts sounds good

[surfered]

7. Thrown off the Gordie Howe Bridge by Canadians who finally just had enough of his shit.

For them, It was just a bridge too far.

He made quite a splash.

[twodogsbarking]

9. In the words of wise Malaise, "well played".

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

13. And angry Detroiters

[twodogsbarking]

8. Well, it's one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, now die Trump die.

Apologies to Carl Perkins and that white shaky guy.

[OGBuzz]

10. Blew every major bodily artery.....

after the 'Trumpstein Files' were finally re-branded 'The Trump Files feat. Jeffrey Epstein' in recognition of the million times that his name appears in them.

[malaise]

11. No but

no one with a million references is innocent.
Bestie Jeffrey is calling him.

[niyad]

12. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

14. Bled to death

After his Kankles exploded