Canks' latest shiny object: marble armrests at the Kennedy Center

[demmiblue]

Trump is back into full maitre d’ mode

— Jake Lahut (@jakelahut.bsky.social) 2025-12-26T20:46:35.599Z

[Bread and Circuses]

1. Slip and Fall Lawsuits Incoming !

[canetoad]

2. Yep, they will be

Nice and comfortable for your elbows.

[CurtEastPoint]

3. WTF is wrong with this shithead? Who wants to use MARBLE ARMRESTS?

[ret5hd]

4. you OBVIOUSLY don't have trumps class!!!

thank dog neither do i.

[CurtEastPoint]

7. I know... I hate being so lowbrow when our own POOTUS is SO classy with gold-like shit and all. LOL

[Rebl2]

11. I would

like to replace your word classy with classless if that’s okay 😊

[tanyev]

6. Cold and uncomfortably hard.

One show and the complaints would force them to cover the marble with some type of padded material.

[MustLoveBeagles]

5. FFS

🎈🎉

[Hassler]

8. Glad Julius Seizure doesn't have a day job to interfere

With trips to Home Depot.

[demmiblue]

9. I'm sure the 22 million people whose healthcare premiums will triple in six days are delighted by this news, you inhuman

I'm sure the 22 million people whose healthcare premiums will triple in six days are delighted by this news, you inhuman fuck.

— Spencer Green (@spencergreen.bsky.social) 2025-12-26T22:23:50.352Z

[IzzaNuDay]

10. That marble alone will F up the acoustics.

I’m not an acoustics expert but learned this in physics class…

Concert halls are designed with sound absorbing materials throughout the room. Marble does not absorb sound well, and creates a crappy listening
experience for the audience.

But Cheeto is clueless on this issue…